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| A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but: 'Nescafe' Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: 'Good till the last drop'. Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from the Maldives a week after the wedding, and the card read: 'Rothmans' Mum now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the pack: 'Extra Long. King Size' She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in Auckland , New Zealand . Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words 'Air New Zealand ' Mum took out her latest travel magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for Air NZ. The ad said: 'Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.' MUM FAINTED!!!!! |
