I don’t think it was the drink talking, but I was with a bloke I used to work with last night. He is looking at me to do his tiling in his new extension. He told me that it was tiled about 12 years ago. The tiles are those hex tiles with a smaller diamond insert tile. The tiler tiled it all in 4 hours!! Wait for it……….he also grouted it within that 4 hours! It’s an ‘L’ shaped kitchen and he wore some ‘special’ shoes that allowed him to walk on the tiles without moving them. He also used some ‘special’ rapid set adhesive. He charged £400 and did all the work himself. So my mate thinks that I can do the same (but without the £400 bill). Oh, and one other thing………………it was 30sqm onto screed floor. We nearly fell out over this tale as I said it was not possible to prep/tile/cut/grout/polish 30sqm in 4 hours. He then said it might have been 5 hours! All this was said after only 2 pints.