Alcohol Labels Just Like Cigarettes

[jay]

Alcohol Labels Just Like Cigarettes
Spirit and beer manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following
warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-
lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in
getting your *** kicked..
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan
tpye reel Gode.
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[DHTiling]

:lol:... i like the last one.... A few times in the chat room ( when it got used) i was accused of being drunk as i typed funny..:lol: i could understand it... ( most times.).

 

[White Room]

Same as, the last one made me laugh:lol: