Cheesy jokes

[Gazzer]

I hear that Anthony Worrall Thompson has been arrested for shoplifting some Cheese from Tesco... Should have done it more Caerphilly.

The Anthony Worrall Thompson diet, cheese and wine .....followed by porridge.

Anthony Worrall Thompson has been caught shoplifting. Police asked him to empty his bag and then tell them what he planned to make with it.

Anthony Worrall Thompson, Can't decide between red tomatoes and green peppers? Go for the one nearest the exit.

 

[John Benton]

To be fair to Anthony Worrall Thompson the sign at the self-checkout said Swipe Here.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was in Antony Worrall Thompson's bag

I heard that the Worrall-Thompson family enjoyed a nice bit of Stollen cake at christmas.
And stolen cheese, and wine too.

 

[JLM Tiling]

A lot of celebrity thieving going on. A mate of mine reckons he just saw Nigella Lawson leaving tescos with a massive pair of melons up her jumper

 

[John Benton]

Antony Worral Thomson is accused of stealing ten bottles of wine. The Crown Prosecution Service said he'd have to go away and nick two more bottles before they could make a case of it...

It's a real shame that Antony Worrall Thompson is set to be axed from appearing on TV after getting caught shoplifting.
I loved him in "Can't Pay, Won't Pay" and "Ready, Steady, Crook".

 

[Gall.B]

A lot of celebrity thieving going on. A mate of mine reckons he just saw Nigella Lawson leaving tescos with a massive pair of melons up her jumper

Shes a big Honey :drool5:

Frankie Boyle on mock the week, writting into points of view about Nigella was class but to rude for here.

 

[JLM Tiling]

Missed that, will have to check it out, love Frankie and yeah, too rude for here!

 

[suave]

how do you save money on sponges? cut them into four :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[nybor62]

anthony worral thompson stole some cheese

HOW DAIRY

 

[nybor62]

when asked how he felt about taking the cheese

he says it was,nt very mature

 

[Fliselege]

Welcome to Celebrity Ready Steady Cook. So Anthony, you had £5 to spend...what's in your bag?
"Organic chicken, langoustines, rice, stock, wine, scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goats-cheese and 3 bottles of Cava and a bottle of Blue Nun and I have £2.74 left over".

 

[Fliselege]

I saw Antony Worrall Thompson in the street today, so I decided to ask him for his autograph.

"Yeah, no problem" he smiled. "Have you got a pen?"

"Naff off Antony, I'm not falling for that one."

 

[John Benton]

Anthony Worrall Thompson is thinking about reviving his flagging career by taking up singing. Gary Barlow and Robbie Williams are said to be interested in forming a new super group, but are not sure about the name Take This Take That.

 

[Time's Ran Out]

how do you save money on sponges? cut them into four :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Some of these comments should be in the Arms so as not to upset other sponges with talk of dastardly dealings.