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wivers
I feel i have to complain about the mental abuse that leatherface is putting me through.
Ever since i opened my heart to him about my phobia of the things, brought on by being chased around the big top at Jaywick Sands by a psychotic red nosed, floppy footed, horn honking, sadist with a large blow up sausage and a bucket of silvery slime! He has taken it upon himself to sign up to "clown lovers weekly"and download every damn picture on the site.
I find this highly irresponsible from a man so high up the tilers forum ars..... i mean chain.
Not only has the constant barrage of hidious pictures prevented me from having content sleep, making love and eat, but now i find myself defending clown attacks in my sleep (when i can) which recently almost ended with me sleep strangling my soon to be wife with the wire from her own over shoulder boulder holder. To say she was not amussed is an understatement.
As this is the first time this has effected me in this way i am willing to drop any police proceedings, on the condition that Mr Leather(lets make wivers wet his pats)face, agree's to only show pictures of either, naked women, naked women tilers, naked women plumbers, or ...himself naked! I trust i have your support in this matter Dan , and will be looking for some kind of fitting punishment to be handed out in the near future.
Yours, Wivers.
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Ever since i opened my heart to him about my phobia of the things, brought on by being chased around the big top at Jaywick Sands by a psychotic red nosed, floppy footed, horn honking, sadist with a large blow up sausage and a bucket of silvery slime! He has taken it upon himself to sign up to "clown lovers weekly"and download every damn picture on the site.
I find this highly irresponsible from a man so high up the tilers forum ars..... i mean chain.
Not only has the constant barrage of hidious pictures prevented me from having content sleep, making love and eat, but now i find myself defending clown attacks in my sleep (when i can) which recently almost ended with me sleep strangling my soon to be wife with the wire from her own over shoulder boulder holder. To say she was not amussed is an understatement.
As this is the first time this has effected me in this way i am willing to drop any police proceedings, on the condition that Mr Leather(lets make wivers wet his pats)face, agree's to only show pictures of either, naked women, naked women tilers, naked women plumbers, or ...himself naked! I trust i have your support in this matter Dan , and will be looking for some kind of fitting punishment to be handed out in the near future.
Yours, Wivers.
:wink_smile: :wink_smile: :wink_smile:
