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ScottG13
Was at a job on Sun (for my nice customers) and I got my morning cup of coffee brought to me. So I thought to myself I'll finish this bucket of addy off then drink my coffee (with choc digestives). In the mean time my phone keeps ringing for various reasons that I wont go into and doing my head in :mad2:.
Emptied the bucket and proceded to wipe my trowel down. I was on my knees when my phone decided to ring again, so i muttered a four letter word or 2 to myself and reached forward for the phone kicking my left leg out in doing so. Then the tell-tale 'DINK'. I know what your thinking, cup of coffee on the carpet, but no this is Scott we are talking about and the coffee on a saucer + biscuits was nicely placed at the top of the spiral staircase!! So following the DINK was a DINK D DINK DINK. Nnnnnnnooooooooooo! A whole cup, all over the carpet, walls and somehow fillled the saucer up and killed the biscuits. Obviously the tiling had to go on hold and a lot of cleaning went on.
Then today, at my freight forwarding number I made the lads yep you guessed it, coffee. I managed to knock one over which did make me chuckle but it went all over the kettle and draining board. (you know the type of kettle with the base at the bottom that gets wet and gives you a nasty shock). I took the kettle off the base put it on the draining board. Wiped it all up just running the cloth over the last patch on the draining board then burnt my hand on the kettle and knocked cup number 2 over!!! By this point I was in hysterics :lol: (and burnt). Thats it for me, from now on ................ tea!
Emptied the bucket and proceded to wipe my trowel down. I was on my knees when my phone decided to ring again, so i muttered a four letter word or 2 to myself and reached forward for the phone kicking my left leg out in doing so. Then the tell-tale 'DINK'. I know what your thinking, cup of coffee on the carpet, but no this is Scott we are talking about and the coffee on a saucer + biscuits was nicely placed at the top of the spiral staircase!! So following the DINK was a DINK D DINK DINK. Nnnnnnnooooooooooo! A whole cup, all over the carpet, walls and somehow fillled the saucer up and killed the biscuits. Obviously the tiling had to go on hold and a lot of cleaning went on.
Then today, at my freight forwarding number I made the lads yep you guessed it, coffee. I managed to knock one over which did make me chuckle but it went all over the kettle and draining board. (you know the type of kettle with the base at the bottom that gets wet and gives you a nasty shock). I took the kettle off the base put it on the draining board. Wiped it all up just running the cloth over the last patch on the draining board then burnt my hand on the kettle and knocked cup number 2 over!!! By this point I was in hysterics :lol: (and burnt). Thats it for me, from now on ................ tea!
