:rofl: Excellent...I used to work in the restaurant business... One morning, when I turned up for work, one of the chefs approached me and whispered "come with me if you want a good laugh..", so I did. He snuck up to a window overlooking the dining area, pointed at the boss, who was eating breakfast at one of the tables, and said "isn't that funny?"
"What is?" I replied, and he elaborated "after closing last night, only me and [one of the waitresses, "the easy one"] were left, and I went to town on her on that table...".
"So?", I asked, and he said "...using the cucumber the boss is having on his breakfast sandwhich......................"