Done a pegion!

[wivers]

No you perv's i didn't do a pegion in a sexual way, i don't think thats possible.....i better ask Fekin to check, but i did "do a pegion"

In other words i was trying to walk onto the patio of a the house i was tiling but didn't realise i was heading for closed patio door!!

Yes thats right, large bang, me on me *** and TJ pi**** himself. I hate being me!!!

 

[Grace'sDad]

wassa pegion???

 

[Gazzer]

I think its a french Pigeon ...."*** `ere muy little pegion " :lol:

 

[Gazzer]

Yes thats right, large bang, me on me *** and TJ pi**** himself. I hate being me!!!

Too busy reading dirty mags :joker:

 

[Grace'sDad]

Oh, I see. Pidgeons in french maid outfits. He really is a total perv isn't he?!

 

[robbo]

That would have been a £250 moment for you've been framed!!!
And priceless for us to see!!!!

 

[eyebeetiling]

I hope you were wearing your mankini with the attachable safety pads!!

 

[brian c]

pmsl...my wife walked into a glass patio door once pmsl at her also.

 

[IvegotsTILE]

I know a girl who did that and the window shattered on her giving her a nasty scar on her forehead..

Poor Wivs:stupid:

 

[GazTech]

wivers, if you see a rope swing, attached to a car tyre over a river......walk on....lol

 

[tiler burden]

your a legend wivers, keep em coming:lol:

 

[Dirrty]

wivers, if you see a rope swing, attached to a car tyre over a river......walk on....lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[wivers]

wivers, if you see a rope swing, attached to a car tyre over a river......walk on....lol

You know wot. I was over Hillyfields once with a woman from Royal mail, and we camer across a rope swing. It was one with the rope round a large log to sit on.

I kept on at her to have a go on this swing and she finally gave in.

She jumped on and i gave her a little push.....and the bloody rope snapped!!!!

I was on the floor laughing so hard.

She was on her back in the middle of the river just looking at me pmsl...all i could do was laugh!!!!

Some bloke walking his dog had to help her out coz i was so weak with laughter!! PMSL!!!!!!

She looked like an upside down crab LMAO!!!!!!

Bless her LMFAO!!!!!!

 

[Woody123]

Quality read this forum like!!!! pmsl

 

[sWe]

Improbable things seem commonplace in your life Wivs