Embarrasing moments?

[IvegotsTILE]

Have any of you had any embarrasing moments at work where you just wanted the world to swallow you up?

Two of my worst is:

I was working at an old ladies(she also had her grandaughter 22 living with her)and I was packing my tools away at the end of the day when she said 'Is this yours love? I looked at it closely and couldn't quite tell what it was till she passed me it,can you guess what it was?

A GREAT BIG BLACK VIBRATER!

er no love its not mine,think it might be your grandaughters.As she walked away with it I could see the point when she realised what it was.

Another job family with two young boys(aged 6&8) I said 'Can I have my CD player on while I work? they said 'Of course you can.'
They went out for the day while I worked,one of my favourite songs came on the radio(not angry anderson) and I started singing my head off to the song,'SMACK MY ***** UP! I then turned round to see the family standing there,parents covering their childrens ears.
luckily they just laughed it off.THANK GOD!

 

[DHTiling]

. I was tiling a bathroom and needed something out of the van.. as i was in the van with butt sticking out .. i let rip.. nice and loud.. when i turned round to go back in the house customers is stood behind me with cup of coffee for me....lmao.....

 

[GazTech]

. I was tiling a bathroom and needed something out of the van.. as i was in the van with butt sticking out .. i let rip.. nice and loud.. when i turned round to go back in the house customers is stood behind me with cup of coffee for me....lmao.....

cracker DH,..I worked with another tiler for 4 yrs,old timed served lad,he followed me round with WD 40 most of the time saying"It's not very proffessional" pmsl

 

[Varley]

. I was tiling a bathroom and needed something out of the van.. as i was in the van with butt sticking out .. i let rip.. nice and loud.. when i turned round to go back in the house customers is stood behind me with cup of coffee for me....lmao.....

LMFAO...you dirty git, a true gentleman never breaks wind in public!

 

[GazTech]

LMFAO...you dirty git, a true gentleman never breaks wind in public!

Why assume DH is true gentleman ?

 

[CJ]

I was doing a bathroom in an run of the mill Terrace house.......you know the type? Main door....stairs just a little up the hall.........bathroom at the top of the stairs.

Anyway.......the women lived there on her own and was a driving instructor. Got the picture so far..........As she was having other work done in the house, most of the doors where away to be dipped, including the lav door.

She went away for a driving lesson..........and as I was busting to use the loo...breathed a sign of relief, and dropped my kegs.

She was only gone for 5 mins, and I was on page 3 of the paper.........when the main door shot open, and there she was, (she had forgotton something)

She waved at me as she came in the front door..........then carried on into her lounge, grabbed wot she wanted and waved again before shutting the front door.........she obviously could tell i was on the pan...........you could'nt miss. Oh.....and it was a bit ripe by then :whatchutalkingabout

 

[GazTech]

If I were you I'd give it 10 mins lmao