Favorite Jokes

[Just Rizzle]

watching an old tommy cooper clip when he comes up with this cracker,

2 cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other dose he taste funny to you?

 

[Dan]

A fish was swimming along and bumped his head, he said, oh damn.

 

[Just Rizzle]

A fish was swimming along and bumped his head, he said, oh damn.

nice one dan
lets have a few more guys the worse the better
ie two snowmen one said to the other "can you smell carrots"

 

[Dan]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much a pint of beer is.

Barman says; for you sir there is no charge.

(Bit of a nerdy one that)

 

[Time's Ran Out]

Why was Tigger looking into the toilet bowl?
He was searching for Pooh!

 

[si.cleary]

What do you get hanging from banana tree's?
..............Sore arms!