football jokes

[Andy Allen]

Striker wyne Rooney and coach Roy Hodgson are at England's hotel in Brazil ahead of tomorrow's match against Costa Rica when the player says boss I don't know if i should go on the left, right or in the middle Hodgson replies don't worry son, you can decide where to sit when we get on to the plane to go home on Wednesday. ...lol

 

[Time's Ran Out]

When Ruid Guillit took over at Newcastle United he told the players that there were going to be some new faces around here.
To which Peter Beardsley replied - Boss, boss, can I have one!


My other football joke is - the England team!

 

[On one]

The weather for the rest of the day will be fine,but on thursday there will be a shower coming in from Brazil!

 

[Lee@emctiles]

my football joke........Notts Forest.

 

[mma]

my football joke........Notts Forest.

Best joke I've ever heard!!

 

[Time's Ran Out]

Luis Suarez is leaving Liverpool in November and joining the German club Borusia Munchonyourcentreback!

 

[widler]

 

[Stef]

^^^^^^^^^^

 

[Andy Allen]

After the recent disappointment in the world cup roy Hodgson has arranged a friendly game against Iceland and if england play well hes going onto play asda and tesco..lol

 

[Time's Ran Out]

I was doing splashback tiling in a kitchen in Sunderland and as I was tiling the window cill I noticed all these red and white stripe shirts lying on the ground in the mud in the back garden!
I mentioned this to the householder and she remarked - ' it's a bit of a rough area round here and someone broke into the garden and stole all the pegs!'