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Most of you lads will know what women get like during the 9 months of hell!
The stages vary from week to week, or in my Mrs's case day to day!
We've had the " I'm so tired" stage, the "my back hurts" stage, the sickness stage, the crying at eastenders stage, the "everythings my husbands fault" stage, the " you don't do anything to help around the house" stage, the " why are you working all the time" stage, the " why don't you work longer" stage and of corse the "i'm far to tired fo any sexual activity" stage.... thats been going on for the last 4 years though.
Well yesterday we final hit a new stage.
I've been working for a customer who has had non stop problems with her tiles.
I had phone call after phone call asking for alternative tiles and alternative solutions to problems that cropped up, and i tried to help as much as i could.
The customer has been over the moon with the efforts i've made to help her get the job done, and sent me a text message thanking me for my efforts and appologising for being a pain in the butt.
Now this message would have been fine my Mrs informs me if the customer hadn't put a smiley face at the end of the text!!????
Now can someone tell me when a smiley face in a message became code for i'm sleeping with your husband???
If it is then this forum is like a swingers site on acid with the amount of smileys floating about!
Anyway i managed to calm the Mrs down only for the customer to text me again at 9 pm at night for my bank details to sort my payment out.
That was it. The Mrs was through the roof again and now i'm aparently having it off with half of my customer base.
I wouldn't mind but half my customer base are over 60 and men!
I've just had to sit down wiv her for half hour to assure her how much i love her and how i would never cheat on her, a vow i thought would have hit home to her when i made it 5 months ago on our wedding day!!
She's all okay now and feels better ( the morphene helped :0 ) , but i can't help wondering what's next on this hormonal rollercoaster.... ??????!!!!
The stages vary from week to week, or in my Mrs's case day to day!
We've had the " I'm so tired" stage, the "my back hurts" stage, the sickness stage, the crying at eastenders stage, the "everythings my husbands fault" stage, the " you don't do anything to help around the house" stage, the " why are you working all the time" stage, the " why don't you work longer" stage and of corse the "i'm far to tired fo any sexual activity" stage.... thats been going on for the last 4 years though.
Well yesterday we final hit a new stage.
I've been working for a customer who has had non stop problems with her tiles.
I had phone call after phone call asking for alternative tiles and alternative solutions to problems that cropped up, and i tried to help as much as i could.
The customer has been over the moon with the efforts i've made to help her get the job done, and sent me a text message thanking me for my efforts and appologising for being a pain in the butt.
Now this message would have been fine my Mrs informs me if the customer hadn't put a smiley face at the end of the text!!????
Now can someone tell me when a smiley face in a message became code for i'm sleeping with your husband???
If it is then this forum is like a swingers site on acid with the amount of smileys floating about!
Anyway i managed to calm the Mrs down only for the customer to text me again at 9 pm at night for my bank details to sort my payment out.
That was it. The Mrs was through the roof again and now i'm aparently having it off with half of my customer base.
I wouldn't mind but half my customer base are over 60 and men!
I've just had to sit down wiv her for half hour to assure her how much i love her and how i would never cheat on her, a vow i thought would have hit home to her when i made it 5 months ago on our wedding day!!
She's all okay now and feels better ( the morphene helped :0 ) , but i can't help wondering what's next on this hormonal rollercoaster.... ??????!!!!
