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Bob is a 68-year-old extremely successful and wealthy widower. He shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His mates at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?'
Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'
They are all stunned, but continue to ask.... 'So, how did you persuade her to marry you?'
'I lied about my age.'
'You claimed to be only 50?
''No. I told her I was 90.'
His mates at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how did you get the trophy girlfriend?'
Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'
They are all stunned, but continue to ask.... 'So, how did you persuade her to marry you?'
'I lied about my age.'
'You claimed to be only 50?
''No. I told her I was 90.'
