made me laugh

[nybor62]

was on job yesterday , guy walking up path , are you the plumber i said no im the engineer , right what you here for then , im here to fit bath suite, ok so your a plumber then ,by the way im a ceramic engineer

 

[Gazzer]

I am a ceramic cladding technician !

 

[nybor62]

he then went on to tell me how much he earns a year, how much vat he pays, he,s paid for a bmw cash ,

what ever

i

 

[Andy Allen]

my brother was a window cleaner......he told every one he was a vision technician

 

[DHTiling]

he then went on to tell me how much he earns a year, how much vat he pays, he,s paid for a bmw cash ,

what ever

i

Sounds like his is full of

 

[maniek]

at least you dont need to go and see the circus this year...
you've got your private clown..

 

[Mike]

people with money don't brag off about it. it's the wannabe s that like to say they have it!

 

[CJ CERAMICS]

people with money don't brag off about it. it's the wannabe s that like to say they have it!

those are the truest words ever.......btw typing this on my yacht paid cash for it and moored in the seychelles

 

[Mike]

he then went on to tell me how much he earns a year, how much vat he pays, he,s paid for a bmw cash ,
what ever
i

he reminds me of a plasterer i know, i was working on the same job with him before xmas, he only spoke to tell me he'd just bought a top of the range golf for his wife and he'll probably have to go vat registered as he's earned 50k already (and it's only december) i finished early on his last day there and my brand new fat max went missing the same day! robbing so and so!!! i etched my name in the corner so when i see him on a job i'll check his van over

 

[Scott]

That makes me these:

Home Life Coordinator, Early Childhood Technologist, Domicile Administrator

i look after the kids and the house

 

[doug boardley]

I'm a Special Agent,,,Bond is the name, Porcel Bond,,,,, typing this tucked up in bed with a sultry russki beauty.

 

[user123]

I'm just me sticking bits of glass and stuff...

 

[Scott]

I'm a Special Agent,,,Bond is the name, Porcel Bond,,,,, typing this tucked up in bed with a sultry russki beauty.

This agent wouldnt be called Vladimir would he

 

[nybor62]

plumber has been back on job this morning , he came at 10.30 he had all ready fitted 2 bathroom suites, before he got to us.

i must look in mirror later as im sure ive got somet written on my fore head

 

[Stewart]

Sounds like a complete plank......... If he fits them that quick, ask him how long he spends snagging them?