Most common thing asked.

[John Benton]

A tiler friend of mine did a conservatory for a customer, once the job was complete the customer refused to pay because they didn't like the tiles now they were down and said they were going to change them. My friend went out to his van and came back with his hammer and said he would save the next tiler the trouble of taking them up by breaking them now. The customer couldn't pay him quick enough, it was just an excuse to try and get out of paying.

 

[nybor62]

i did,nt move all the things off the side was,nt sure what time u were coming, what 8 oclock as arranged, kitchen sides full of clutter does my head in

 

[White Room]

A conservatory with electric ufh and get told as I turn up to the job..."The builder has done the self leveling"...it looked like the wires were growing out the floor...

 

[Andy Allen]

when your just about to start a job,i like the customer that asks 'how long have you been tiling?

to which i reply.......'a couple of weeks now'

i love seeing the look of horror on there faces...:yikes:

 

[Stef]

Im sorry i couldnt get the sanitary ware out, "Can you cut round the toilet & sink" :mad2:

 

[doug boardley]

"milk and sugar?"

 

[barrytiler]

do you not get fed up of tiling?

 

[Qwerty]

Why havent you grouted the corners?

 

[enduro]

I have got some really good tiles from B&Q...:mad2:

 

[barrytiler]

when the phone rings- hello, you tiled my bathroom 20 years ago, do you remember me?

 

[Aspect Tiling]

Why do you need to do that? My mate who's a builder said................

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

If My husband does all the prep work, how much will you knock off. Or If I seal the stone/slate how much will you knock off. Or if I get my cousin who is a taxi driver does the tiling, and you just set it out for him.:mad2:

 

[Mike]

"The plumbers just fitting the bath, when can you tile the bathroom? "

tapatalk on my HTC

 

[Time's Ran Out]

'Do you know Dave Howe'

 

[CJ CERAMICS]

Do you really have to really have to remove the radiator? Cant you just shove a tile down the back like i did with the wall paper??

 

[TheWrightTiler]

my fave is

while your here could you just do this for me

 

[DHTiling]

Would you like Tea or Coffee.

 

[DHTiling]

Can you remember that tile shop that used to be at Gosforth.

 

[DHTiling]

Do you need any water.



:lol:

 

[bobbynz]

It will only take you an hour or so, wont it?:mad2:

 

[Deleted member 1779]

Most common thing asked....

1) How long do they last

Its THE most ever asked question

 

[user123]

Do you cut all the glass yourself?

 

[Qwerty]

Can you not tile straight onto the floorboards?

 

[Billy Hunt]

Your just about to start a 20m2 bathroom,"will you be here tommorow"

 

[chris.tiling]

How long will you take? - as you are bringing the first bits of kit in

Why havent you put grout in the corners?

Why do you need to board the floor? its solid enough as it is...

When can I walk on it? (as they are standing on it!)

How much for cash? (reply...more as my bank charge me more to pay cash in)

Can you start Monday? only the plumber is coming back Tuesday to fit the ...(usually on two days before)