M
murf
What a day. I had a small bathroom to tile today, and because i'd supped a few guinni last night, my boiler was not in good shape. during the course of the morning i let rip a couple of times, and as any guinness drinker will know it can be fairly rank. would'nt you know it the client turns up and she is a stunner in her designer clothes. The kind of woman a man likes to impress. Quick as a flash i say " i had better tape up that waste pipe as the soil gasses are pretty strong". Quick as a flash she comes back with " you had better tape up your arse as well, i would recognise a guinness fart anywhere". I nearly died with embarressment. The story is almost Wiveresque.
