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Brace yourself for the biggest dollop of old WAFFLE in your life.
As the saying goes "If it sounds too good to be true then IT IS too good to be true".
If you can bear to get to the end of this email (I couldnt) then can SOMEBODY tell me what this GURU is going to do
for me with a rather large number of SINGLE MOTHERS !!!
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Cant make it up..
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Here it is in full. Here we go... (Note this is actually A REAL EMAIL)
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Hi, Richard,
Today, I want to let you know that I am very proud to know your Innovation!
Richard,
I currently negotiate with other Inventors having conceived very efficient Innovations really. Those will be very appreciated by the contractors and their workmen, and the citizens (DIYers).
Among these Innovations is a new model of wind mill which, in the format presented initially, will be sold with more than 12 000,00 $. I asked the Inventor having conceived it to think of also creating some other small-scale models being able to be used by owners of houses and tenants living in apartments. The Inventor accepted my recommendations to adapt more people, whereas its model was created to serve on the public buildings several stages. I proposed my project with this Inventor and as soon as it is possible to sell its models in Canada he will communicate with me to offer them to the administrators of very important Group of administrators.
I also received the confirmation of some other Inventors authorizing me to promote and distribute their Innovations. Because those are currently ready to be promoted and distributed. I will thus present those to the administrators of Group of trades. This Group… is more Important for the resale for useful materials for construction in Canada.
In the same moment I will thus appreciate also to promote and distribute, for you, your PORSADRILL with these administrators.
Richard,
I want to promote and distribute your PORSADRILL, but in a way very different from what the market of retail sale offers. The same formula of sale which I proposed and propose with all the Inventors.
- Therefore, what was worth me that these other Inventors/Conceptors accept that I promote and distribute their Innovations in Canada?
By referring the sales of more than 8 billion $ Group administrators to which I want to promote these Innovations, and, considering that several other Canadian companies, and important companies of United-States, immigrate gradually in My Canadian Province, and in Canada, to sell their materials to us and all this what is useful and necessary to build, I proposed to the Inventors to sell for them so that the sales of their Innovations are repetitive so that each contractor, each workman and each citizen (DIYer) are also recognized like “Representative of the sales” to whom a financial recognition, or from any other form, will be given for in to thank.
That to justify them to sell indirectly for us.
Moreover, having been member of an Association, 2005-2009, which acted as financial provider to help the students… I was then pilot of the preparation of a project of Our College which project was to help the single-parent mothers to supplement their studies: for thus helping them to improve their current Life.
However, the single-parent mothers not having a satisfying budget and that Our College had only few inscriptions, the project to help they were abandoned at once…
I thus thought of a project of financially helping single-parent mothers who will wish to improve their current Life by preparing this one of manner that they will be able to receive very important wages lasting short working hours.
These people refuse to currently work because they must assume all the additional expenses to make possible this change to their Life. With the financial assistance that they receive they do not have sufficient money to take part in this improvement for their Life, and this, even if a financial assistance is offered by the government.
Thus, in my project, all the administration and light handling will be entrusted only to single-parent mothers who will have as evaluated wages this one expressed as a percentage (%) of the value of each order.
Imagine that a single-parent mother accepts a contract of employment for four to six (4-6) weeks and that she has the capacity to supplement 1,50 orders minute X 50 minutes X 7 hours X 5 days.
That is to say:
By considering only one of your kits PORSADRILL and 1,00% of the value of each order its wages, can we say, will be agreeably acceptable…?
The amount that you will obtain is not exact. Because, the contractors, workmen and citizens (DIYers) will be able to create orders of several units of your PORSADRILL and will be able to also add their orders to buy the other tools which could also be added in each claimed order.
Therefore, each single-parent mother will be able to have to supplement several more important orders…
- You imagine what only a few units promoted in each place of sale could become in additional sales, and, to represent like profit for the owner of such a trade?
Richard,
When I will show the other Innovations with the administrators, during this same time, I will also appreciate to promote your PORSADRILL… Because I know how much it will be very appreciated by the contractors and workmen…
In order to show it well, I will appreciate that you agree to provide me three to six (3-6) kits samples, or more according to your suitability, which I will be able to then offer to the administrators… thus confirming my authorization to promote and distribute them in Canada.
The companies to which I will promote it are:
- A group of administrators having more than 750 places of sale in Canada for useful materials for construction;
- Another group managing 180 other places of sale for useful materials for construction in My Province;
- A company of My Province which is affiliated with an Association of more than 1.700 retailers associated the ones with the others in all the Canadian provinces…;
and
- Another Association which has more than 100 members distributors in Canada.
By considering all these trades, without being misled too much by exact reality, I believe capacity to promote your PORSADRILL for more than 3.000 trades retailers in Canada.
I will not only do all that.
To the Administrators of Group, with whom I want to propose all the Innovations, I will also propose to create another Company of distribution with which we will be able to promote all the Innovations so that this company is not in conflicts of interests with the trades with which it currently compromises.
This new company will be to create a specialized shop which will be present in each trade. Of this one all the Innovations will be presented as well as the benefit which will be offered to all people.
Thus, we will be able to sell your PORSADRILL in all the trades where products are sold having to be to use for the tiling to favour to more easily make this stage of drillings.
Richard,
You can thus start to believe that your PORSADRILL could be substantially appreciated by several administrators to resell it and the contractors… to use it.
For each trade where will be promoted and sold your PORSADRILL I will propose that a few additional units are available in hiring for the citizens (DIYers) requiring its use, and not wanting to buy it personally.
Richard,
I cannot conclude by admitting that you accept my proposal immediately.
As the saying goes "If it sounds too good to be true then IT IS too good to be true".
If you can bear to get to the end of this email (I couldnt) then can SOMEBODY tell me what this GURU is going to do
for me with a rather large number of SINGLE MOTHERS !!!
-------------
Cant make it up..
-------------
Here it is in full. Here we go... (Note this is actually A REAL EMAIL)
=====================================
Hi, Richard,
Today, I want to let you know that I am very proud to know your Innovation!
Richard,
I currently negotiate with other Inventors having conceived very efficient Innovations really. Those will be very appreciated by the contractors and their workmen, and the citizens (DIYers).
Among these Innovations is a new model of wind mill which, in the format presented initially, will be sold with more than 12 000,00 $. I asked the Inventor having conceived it to think of also creating some other small-scale models being able to be used by owners of houses and tenants living in apartments. The Inventor accepted my recommendations to adapt more people, whereas its model was created to serve on the public buildings several stages. I proposed my project with this Inventor and as soon as it is possible to sell its models in Canada he will communicate with me to offer them to the administrators of very important Group of administrators.
I also received the confirmation of some other Inventors authorizing me to promote and distribute their Innovations. Because those are currently ready to be promoted and distributed. I will thus present those to the administrators of Group of trades. This Group… is more Important for the resale for useful materials for construction in Canada.
In the same moment I will thus appreciate also to promote and distribute, for you, your PORSADRILL with these administrators.
Richard,
I want to promote and distribute your PORSADRILL, but in a way very different from what the market of retail sale offers. The same formula of sale which I proposed and propose with all the Inventors.
- Therefore, what was worth me that these other Inventors/Conceptors accept that I promote and distribute their Innovations in Canada?
By referring the sales of more than 8 billion $ Group administrators to which I want to promote these Innovations, and, considering that several other Canadian companies, and important companies of United-States, immigrate gradually in My Canadian Province, and in Canada, to sell their materials to us and all this what is useful and necessary to build, I proposed to the Inventors to sell for them so that the sales of their Innovations are repetitive so that each contractor, each workman and each citizen (DIYer) are also recognized like “Representative of the sales” to whom a financial recognition, or from any other form, will be given for in to thank.
That to justify them to sell indirectly for us.
Moreover, having been member of an Association, 2005-2009, which acted as financial provider to help the students… I was then pilot of the preparation of a project of Our College which project was to help the single-parent mothers to supplement their studies: for thus helping them to improve their current Life.
However, the single-parent mothers not having a satisfying budget and that Our College had only few inscriptions, the project to help they were abandoned at once…
I thus thought of a project of financially helping single-parent mothers who will wish to improve their current Life by preparing this one of manner that they will be able to receive very important wages lasting short working hours.
These people refuse to currently work because they must assume all the additional expenses to make possible this change to their Life. With the financial assistance that they receive they do not have sufficient money to take part in this improvement for their Life, and this, even if a financial assistance is offered by the government.
Thus, in my project, all the administration and light handling will be entrusted only to single-parent mothers who will have as evaluated wages this one expressed as a percentage (%) of the value of each order.
Imagine that a single-parent mother accepts a contract of employment for four to six (4-6) weeks and that she has the capacity to supplement 1,50 orders minute X 50 minutes X 7 hours X 5 days.
That is to say:
| 1,50 | x | orders | x | 50 | minutes | = | 75 | ||||||||||||||
| 75 | x | orders | x | 7 | hours | = | 525 | ||||||||||||||
| 525 | x | orders | x | 5 | days | = | 2 625 | ||||||||||||||
| 2 625 | x | orders | x | 4 | weeks | = | 10 500 | ||||||||||||||
| 2 625 | x | orders | x | 6 | weeks | = | 15 750 | ||||||||||||||
By considering only one of your kits PORSADRILL and 1,00% of the value of each order its wages, can we say, will be agreeably acceptable…?
The amount that you will obtain is not exact. Because, the contractors, workmen and citizens (DIYers) will be able to create orders of several units of your PORSADRILL and will be able to also add their orders to buy the other tools which could also be added in each claimed order.
Therefore, each single-parent mother will be able to have to supplement several more important orders…
- You imagine what only a few units promoted in each place of sale could become in additional sales, and, to represent like profit for the owner of such a trade?
Richard,
When I will show the other Innovations with the administrators, during this same time, I will also appreciate to promote your PORSADRILL… Because I know how much it will be very appreciated by the contractors and workmen…
In order to show it well, I will appreciate that you agree to provide me three to six (3-6) kits samples, or more according to your suitability, which I will be able to then offer to the administrators… thus confirming my authorization to promote and distribute them in Canada.
The companies to which I will promote it are:
- A group of administrators having more than 750 places of sale in Canada for useful materials for construction;
- Another group managing 180 other places of sale for useful materials for construction in My Province;
- A company of My Province which is affiliated with an Association of more than 1.700 retailers associated the ones with the others in all the Canadian provinces…;
and
- Another Association which has more than 100 members distributors in Canada.
By considering all these trades, without being misled too much by exact reality, I believe capacity to promote your PORSADRILL for more than 3.000 trades retailers in Canada.
I will not only do all that.
To the Administrators of Group, with whom I want to propose all the Innovations, I will also propose to create another Company of distribution with which we will be able to promote all the Innovations so that this company is not in conflicts of interests with the trades with which it currently compromises.
This new company will be to create a specialized shop which will be present in each trade. Of this one all the Innovations will be presented as well as the benefit which will be offered to all people.
Thus, we will be able to sell your PORSADRILL in all the trades where products are sold having to be to use for the tiling to favour to more easily make this stage of drillings.
Richard,
You can thus start to believe that your PORSADRILL could be substantially appreciated by several administrators to resell it and the contractors… to use it.
For each trade where will be promoted and sold your PORSADRILL I will propose that a few additional units are available in hiring for the citizens (DIYers) requiring its use, and not wanting to buy it personally.
Richard,
I cannot conclude by admitting that you accept my proposal immediately.
