Ok what you getting your other half for chrimbo

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

i need inspiration so post away please :lol:

 

[Sean SML Tiling]

I got mine a diamond watch a massage and few other things. Keep her sweet as I want my sigma 3p2m

 

[Gazzer]

Cant help with this one . :smilewinkgrin:

 

[John Benton]

Barbour Jacket, Boots and Scarf and bits

 

[White Room]

Offered to buy her a shotgun I wanted but she was'nt having none of it:83:

 

[CJ]

Not got a clue.

I've even had to text her sister to get ideas. She was as much good as a choccy fire guard.

 

[Marksmithtiling]

Got mine all the gear to start making wine !!

 

[Deleted member 9966]

this might help those who don't have any ideas yet

The 50 Best gifts for women - Gifts - Christmas - The Independent

 

[CJ]

this might help those who don't have any ideas yet

The 50 Best gifts for women - Gifts - Christmas - The Independent

Now, THATS a list made by a woman. :8:

 

[Andy Allen]

whats wrong with an iron....or some cooking pots..:lol:

at least you'll have a quite Christmas, as she wont be speaking to you..lol

 

[Deleted member 9966]

whats wrong with an iron....or some cooking pots..:lol:

at least you'll have a quite Christmas, as she wont be speaking to you..lol

a friend of mine got given 3 irons for christmas one year, 1 from her husband, 1 from her mother and 1 from her mother in law. Literally, weeks after she had given birth to her first child and they all basically tell her to get on with the housework. the husband learned from his mistake and it's been diamonds ever since.

household items should only be for weddings gifts.

 

[Ian]

I got my wife a cooker for her birthday, no wonder she hasn't spoken to me since October there's just no pleasing you women

 

[CJ]

They are a pain in the ar55e when it comes to Christmas.

Its always clothes, perfume etc..........buying clothes are a no go for me. If I did, it would be.....

"Did you keep the receipt"

 

[Ian]

They are a pain in the ar55e when it comes to Christmas.

Its always clothes, perfume etc..........buying clothes are a no go for me. If I did, it would be.....

"Did you keep the receipt"

I can help you out with buying clothes for women, I'm a dab hand at it

 

[Gazzer]

I can help you out with buying clothes for women, I'm a dab hand at it

Worrying ! :smilewinkgrin:

 

[widler]

Nice underwear,perfume,clarens gift set and diamond necklace job sorted

 

[thompsonbrown]

10 Expirable vouchers for days out, walks etc..
She still has 4 Non refundable, left over from 2012
23yrs together she's starting to see the funny side. :lol:

2011's blackberry on orange didn't go down to well though.
wanted O2.

 

[Rookery]

I've always found it difficult to choose what to buy for all of my wives

 

[AliGage]

My other half will get another 365 days of my priceless companionship

 

[prceramics]

a makita multitool ! if she does not use it i know a man that will

 

[Sean SML Tiling]

I've always found it difficult to choose what to buy for all of my wives

How many you got rookery?

 

[Rookery]

How many you got rookery?

Ive been married 3 times.........


My first wife died from eating poisonous mushrooms.............





My second wife died from a fractured skull.............



she wouldnt eat the mushrooms :smilewinkgrin:



The old ones are the best :sofahide:

 

[Sean SML Tiling]

Lol

 

[Rookery]

How many you got rookery?

And a round of applause for Smltiling for recognising the intro to the gag and giving me the feed.

 

[Pebbs]

A bottle of something....over his head, and an exit sign.

Pebbs