70 year old man goes to his Doctor & says: "My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?"
Doctor: "Let me tell you a story. A hunter, in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & BANG... The lion drops dead!"
Old man: "That's impossible; someone else must have shot the lion."
Doctor: "MY POINT EXACTLY!!!
Doctor: "Let me tell you a story. A hunter, in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & BANG... The lion drops dead!"
Old man: "That's impossible; someone else must have shot the lion."
Doctor: "MY POINT EXACTLY!!!
