Punography

[Ian]

 

[Dougs Third Go]

 

[Colour Republic]

My eyes deceived me. The thread title doesn't say what I thought it did and now I'm disappointed

 

[John Benton]

I used go out with an anaesthetist – she was a local girl

Velcro - What a rip-off

So I said to the gym instructor: “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said: “How flexible are you?” I said: “I can’t make Tuesdays.”