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If you went on holiday and the plane crashed, assuming you lived would you get your money back?
Can you get cornered in a circular room?
Why is the anagram of mother in law---Woman Hitler?
Have you noticed that the word politics means "many" (poli in Latin) and "tics"-blood sucking creatures?
Why is a square meal served on a round plate?
Why is the 0 on a phone not before 1?
Which way would a compass point in space?
If Mars had an earthquake would it be called a marsquake?
Why is it good to be under par in golf but bad to be under par in everything else?
Where did Noah keep the woodworm and woodpeckers on the Ark?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
If you lived in a mobile home and were put under house arrest would you be able to go anywhere?
If scientists were ever going to be able to travel back in time, wouldn't we now be seeing people from the future?
If you had X-ray vision and closed your eyes would you still be able to see?
Why are things written down but typed up?
What does OK actually mean?
If you crossed a bulldog with a ****su would you get a bull****?
If Dracula has no reflection, how does he get his parting so straight?
Why does Bugs Bunny walk around naked but put a bathers on to go swimming?
If you could dig a tunnel right down through the Earth would you come out feet first?
Why do we say we are taking a dump when we are leaving a dump?
How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
If 75% of accidents happen within 5 miles of home, shouldn't you move 6 miles away?
If a man was talking in the forest and no-one is around, would he still be wrong?
Why do we point at our wrist when asking the time, but don't point at our groin when asking for the toilet?
If someone told you that they were a chronic liar, would you believe them?
What is the opposite of opposite?
Can you get cornered in a circular room?
Why is the anagram of mother in law---Woman Hitler?
Have you noticed that the word politics means "many" (poli in Latin) and "tics"-blood sucking creatures?
Why is a square meal served on a round plate?
Why is the 0 on a phone not before 1?
Which way would a compass point in space?
If Mars had an earthquake would it be called a marsquake?
Why is it good to be under par in golf but bad to be under par in everything else?
Where did Noah keep the woodworm and woodpeckers on the Ark?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
If you lived in a mobile home and were put under house arrest would you be able to go anywhere?
If scientists were ever going to be able to travel back in time, wouldn't we now be seeing people from the future?
If you had X-ray vision and closed your eyes would you still be able to see?
Why are things written down but typed up?
What does OK actually mean?
If you crossed a bulldog with a ****su would you get a bull****?
If Dracula has no reflection, how does he get his parting so straight?
Why does Bugs Bunny walk around naked but put a bathers on to go swimming?
If you could dig a tunnel right down through the Earth would you come out feet first?
Why do we say we are taking a dump when we are leaving a dump?
How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
If 75% of accidents happen within 5 miles of home, shouldn't you move 6 miles away?
If a man was talking in the forest and no-one is around, would he still be wrong?
Why do we point at our wrist when asking the time, but don't point at our groin when asking for the toilet?
If someone told you that they were a chronic liar, would you believe them?
What is the opposite of opposite?
