rules for life

[doug boardley]

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the buggers name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Drink Up !!
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[doug boardley]

I like rule 5 the best:8:

 

[Gazzer]

Number 3 seems to follow me around.

 

[Dan]

Same on the number 3 thing here, but I like number 2 best.