Saville joke

[Andy Tiler]

What has jimmy saville and acne got im common ? They both come on a girls face when she is 14.......hows about that then ? Hope this is ok with the mods?? :/

 

[John Benton]

Polyfilla are brining out a new product as a tribute to Jimmy Savile!

It fills small cracks and holes!

 

[Bubblecraft]

Our records indicate that you were once felt up by Jimmy Saville and could be entitled to £2147 in compensation. Just reply "how's about that then" to register or to opt out just text "stop Jimmy stop". Register before the end of the month and get a free "Lawyers 4 U fixed it for me" medal.

 

[Andy Tiler]

Itchy fanny? Put some "SAVILLE-ON" "how's about that then" !!

 

[Bubblecraft]

Just found my old letter to Jim'll fix it, thank god I never sent it, god knows what could have happened. It read,
Dear Jim,
I'm a great fan of the violin, please could you fix it for me to spend the day with a fiddler..

 

[Bubblecraft]

Got my halloween costume today! A blonde wig, tracksuit gold chains & a cigar. That should keep the little f*****s away!

 

[Andy Tiler]

Susan Boyle has jumped to Jimmy Saville's defence saying, "I was on 'Jim''ll Fix It' when I was 13 and he never touched me!"

 

[Andy Tiler]

JD Sports are doing Jimmy Saville memorial tracksuits..They have an adult size top but you have to squeeze into kids bottoms.
What have Jimmy Saville, Margaret Thatcher and Arthur Scargill got in common?They all shafted minors during the 80's!
Jimmy Saville's last request was that after his death his ashes were to be put into an etch-a-sketch so that kids can still fiddle with his knob.

 

[Andy Tiler]

Now then, Now then. Do you, as it appens, know the difference between a cigar and a penis?"
"No Mr Saville"
"Then would you like a ride in my Rolls Royce?"

 

[Fliselege]

To save the police time and money in the ongoing Jimmy Savile investigation, it might be quicker if those who weren't abused by Jimmy Savile come forward.

 

[Andy Tiler]

Jimmy Saville was a big fan of jewellery.. He loved nothing more than squeezing his fingers into a couple of tight rings.

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

Well,the good thing about this is,JD Sports are doing Jimmy Saville memorial tracksuits..They have an adult size top but you have to squeeze into kids bottoms.,, :smart:

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

Apparently Jimmy Saville's last request was that after his death his ashes were to be put in an etch-a-sketch so that kids can still fiddle with his knob..:smart:

 

[Bubblecraft]

It's amazing how these jokes get amended from text to text lol

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

Sorry guys its gettin worse,More scandal at the BBC as someone now saying "they saw Rod Hull fisting a young bird" :smart:

 

[Andy Tiler]

I'm all out now....! Lol

 

[Bubblecraft]

I had my doubt`s about Jimmy Saville in the 1980s when he attended my School Charity Bonfire night.

I suspected back then he was playing with fire.

 

[Bubblecraft]

What a two-faced b*****d that Jimmy Savile was!

Look how many years he spent advertising British Rail, when all the time he was riding on Virgins!

 

[Bubblecraft]

Noel Edmonds is guaranteed to be the next celebrity paedophile...

He's always tearing open little red boxes.

Sorry, they just get worse so I'm out lol

 

[Bubblecraft]

Ok, one more


Jimmy Savile's family have had the gravestone removed along with the flowers as a mark of respect. It just leaves a small hole and no bush around it.

Just what he would have wanted.

 

[Gazzer]

You are all going to hell ! :lol:

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

 

[John Benton]

I saw Rolf Harris in Tescos yesterday. I said to him "didn't you do two little boys in the 70's?"

Hi said to me "**** Off that was Jimmy Savile"

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

 

[Bubblecraft]

Lmfao