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Heh.
Try a few of these, laws currently still valid here in the UK.
According to a british law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.
It is illegal to sell an ET doll in France. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
On the island of Jersey it's against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses.
It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.
"Apparently".... wheres grumpy :lol:
Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.
In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
"Nasty" :stunned:
In Lancashire, no person is permitted after being asked to stop by a constable on the seashore to incite a dog to bark.
In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.
In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset.
"You'd better remembr that then... If your Welsh... I guess"
In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
"For gods sake brian, leave ye bow at home next time"
In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen - in case she needs the bones for her corset.
It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.
Try a few of these, laws currently still valid here in the UK.
According to a british law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.
It is illegal to sell an ET doll in France. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
On the island of Jersey it's against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses.
It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.
"Apparently".... wheres grumpy :lol:
Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.
In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.
"Nasty" :stunned:
In Lancashire, no person is permitted after being asked to stop by a constable on the seashore to incite a dog to bark.
In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.
In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset.
"You'd better remembr that then... If your Welsh... I guess"
In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
"For gods sake brian, leave ye bow at home next time"
In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.
The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the Queen - in case she needs the bones for her corset.
It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.
