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diamondtiling
I have been doing a kitchen for the last two days ( I hate domestic work sometimes). I left yesterday and he assured me that the skirts would be off, the washer out and radiator removed. Got there this morning and he had done nothing. "Thought you were taking the skirts off?" I asked him.
"I couldn't do it" he said "it was too hard"
"the washer?" I asked
"couldn't do it" he said, "too heavy"
I replied, "good job you dont have a computer then because that might say no as well"
I get the washer and skirts removed in about half an hour.
" isn't it easy when you have the proper tools" he said. I was using two bolsters and a hammer.........flamin eejit!
When I gave him the bill about an hour ago he queried everything down to a tube of silicone, "I am sorry he says but I am £50 light, will you accept this, I meant to go to the bank but forgot" Double flamin eejit!!
"No I wont" I said, "the cash point is around the corner, I will wait here while you go and get my cash"
He went and got it.
Some customers are flamin eejits and take the pee, or at least try to.
I need a beer.....................:8:
"I couldn't do it" he said "it was too hard"
"the washer?" I asked
"couldn't do it" he said, "too heavy"
I replied, "good job you dont have a computer then because that might say no as well"
I get the washer and skirts removed in about half an hour.
" isn't it easy when you have the proper tools" he said. I was using two bolsters and a hammer.........flamin eejit!
When I gave him the bill about an hour ago he queried everything down to a tube of silicone, "I am sorry he says but I am £50 light, will you accept this, I meant to go to the bank but forgot" Double flamin eejit!!
"No I wont" I said, "the cash point is around the corner, I will wait here while you go and get my cash"
He went and got it.
Some customers are flamin eejits and take the pee, or at least try to.
I need a beer.....................:8: