Todays rib tickler!!!

[John Benton]

What's blue and full of haribo?




Kevin Webster's overalls. :lol:

 

[bugs183]

He was seen last week underneath a 12 year old Escort!

 

[Ian]

Read that earlier on twitter, proper funny! There's some good Oscar Pistorious ones as well!

 

[bugs183]

Doesn't take long does it!!!!!!

 

[John Benton]

I've just bought one of those stickers to put in the back widow of my car to stop parents tailgating me on the school run

Kevin Webster on board!!

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

Roses are red, violets are glorious, Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

Oscar’s defence will be that he was absolutely legless at the time."

 

[John Benton]

It was inevitable. First you let him use artificial legs in the Olympics and before you know it he's using pistols in games of hide and seek.

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

Oscar Pistorius has bought a whole new meaning to Taking your girlfriend -out on valentines day !

 

[John Benton]

Kevin Webster has 10 sweets.

If he gives 2 sweets to a 10 year old and 3 sweets to an 11 year old, what is he left with?

An erection.

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

Coronation Street star Michael Le Vell who plays Kevin Webster has been accused of sexually abusing a school girl. He's completely denied the allegations and says he's feeling Rosie at the moment.

 

[peteablard]

So wrong, the lot of you..... funny though!:lol:

 

[Fliselege]