Ways to improve your brain.

[Gazzer]

'Well you see folks, it's like this . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

 

[nybor62]

time for a beer i think, brilliant

 

[doug boardley]

:8:excellent logic Neale

 

[user123]

That's an Al Murray, isn't it? :lol:

 

[SandyFloor]

I remember it from Cheers...either Cliff or Norm

 

[White Room]

Thats my excuse when I'm having a beer:8:

 

[chrisroe]

my sort of logic

 

[chrisroe]

so good when im cremated im going to have that on my tombstone

 

[Mike]

i'll show that to the missus next time she moans i'm having a drink again :lol:

 

[chrisroe]

Neale im sure you wont mind ive nicked this for my facespace book page thingy