What a way to look for work..

[DHTiling]

Would you if you were looking for work , call yourself the best tiler in your area but ask another tiler in the same area as him for work... :lol:

Err how about Naff off numpty.. rrr:

Just got this email through my website contact form..

Hi,


The best tiler in the North East should not be without work BUT HE IS which could be a good thing , not for me but yourselves. I am a sole trader based in Chester Le Street who has never had the need to advertise in the last 10 years UNTIL NOW .



Yes the recession has finally hit, so I'm dropping my prices from £25 per sq metre to £15 in the hope of making some new contacts for 2013, I have 14 years experience in all aspects of tiling from Marble to Victorian Geometric and thousands of very happy customers.



If you already use your own tilers then maybe one day they will be too busy, so give me a shout and I'm sure I can help out and I promise you will not fault my work !!!


I can gather a team of five of the best tilers around for big contracts.


All types of other work excluding gas, electrics and roofs undertaken.



THANKS & REGARDS


Jeff

 

[Alan.P]

Not only him but he can get five of the other best in the area lol

 

[Dougs Third Go]

must be bloody desperate at £15 pm2.......get him on a viccy floor at that rate lol!

 

[DHTiling]

I was tempted to mail him back and bid him down on mtrge :lol:

 

[peteablard]

So with him and 5 of the best that ranks you at 7th best in the area at the most Dave! You really must try harder:lol::lol::lol:

 

[DHTiling]

Thinking about this ,, who the hell would write that.. yes we ALL like to blow our own trumpets but FFS ..:lol:

 

[DHTiling]

So with him and 5 of the best that ranks you at 7th best in the area at the most Dave! You really must try harder:lol::lol::lol:

And it makes TJ low ranked as well .. lol... unless he is on that top 5 .. ahh fluck :lol:..

 

[peteablard]

That's really made me chuckle, there are ways of looking for work and why not contact local tillers but wording it like that..........what a tit!

 

[White Room]

Quote; All types of other work excluding gas, electrics and roofs undertaken

Bit of an allrounder then.....

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[Alan.P]

Quote; All types of other work excluding gas, electrics and roofs undertaken

Bit of an allrounder then.....

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Yeah, I had a chuckle at that as well

 

[nybor62]

what a 18 carrot plonker

 

[beanz]

You'd think with 1,000's of very happy customers, the recommends would be coming in thick n fast.. :yawn:

 

[Ajax123]

And I thought I was the best tiler in the area.... Oh but hang on.... I'm not a tiler .... At least he's trying to stay off the dole though...

 

[beanz]

And I thought I was the best tiler in the area.... Oh but hang on.... I'm not a tiler .... At least he's trying to stay off the dole though...

At 15pm, i imagine he's signing on too.. lol

 

[DHTiling]

And I thought I was the best tiler in the area.... Oh but hang on.... I'm not a tiler .... At least he's trying to stay off the dole though...

He can go sign on with emails like that :lol:

 

[kilty55]

gas and roofs too huh :smilewinkgrin:

 

[Perry]

about time someone out ranked you Dave :lol:

 

[Bubblecraft]

Now that's funny!

 

[Daveshadowman]

And it makes TJ low ranked as well .. lol... unless he is on that top 5 .. ahh fluck :lol:..

And where that leave me ? 9th ????