When you have to go , you have to go.

[DHTiling]

In an empty house for builder this morning and suddenly had a major urge for a dump...:yikes:.... FFS there is NO toilet installed as i am tiling the bathroom floor..


So after nipping my *** cheeks hard to get the urge to ease off so i can go out to the van.. i grab a rubble bag and come back into the house , put the bag over a bucket and let loose... :smilewinkgrin: .... Jeeez i thought i was gunna rubbish myself :lol:


Dispose of bag into wheely bin .. nice surprise for bin men.. :lol:

 

[cam_low]

Been there done that lol ! Praying customer doesn't come back lol.

i usually go in the van, medium roof

 

[CJ]

Shat in a bush in field next door to place I was working. They never had a working bog either. :smilewinkgrin:

 

[Ian]

I've never had to go in the van or a bucket, lol! If I've ever been caught short and there's been no kazi, I've just gone to MacD's or found a pub. I hope the day never arrives where I have to lay a cable in the back of the van

 

[widler]

Done it loads.
Did at work as a apprentice ,17y old,wiped my *** with a plaster bag ,so not very well if you know what I mean,anyhow ,about 4 hours later I get rushed to hospital with suspected appendicitis ,doctor walks in,puts glove on,sticks finger up said ***,has a rummage around pulls out along with what's left off my s##t, a really fit nurse next to me,wipes it up and says something like " don"t worry Craig it happens SOMETIMES" 4 days I was in there with nurses sniggering at me
Another time I did it,tipped it in the field (i was at at farmhouse) and found my dog elvis eating it later on

 

[CJ]

Lol.....this can only go downhill.

 

[DHTiling]

I once rubbish in a bucket about 15 yr back and threw it in a dumpy bag on site.. later that day the labourer and builder emptied the dumpy bag into a skip by hand... i just could not look :lol:

 

[Fliselege]

Was doin a job in Watford once, back teeth were floating, utilised the dustbin in the garden and an old newspaper. Half hour later the home owner turned up and asked if I'd like a coffee, I said great, he said back in 2 mins, theres a B.P garage just round the corner, if only I knew..
And to add to Widlers suspected appendiditis, can I start by saying I am in no way in any shape or form a violent chap, but when I was about 13 I was rushed to casualty with it, and with out warning, I was turned on my side and violated by a 'lil nurse's exploring finger and, I'm ashamed to say, I freaked out and I elbowed her straight on her nose and broke it. Thought my Mum was going to kill me, but she just said "you should have warned him". It was decided that I stay in the night and they'd just open me up if condition got worse, no more exploring on the violent little thug, it didn't and I didn't have the op.

 

[High Peak Tiling]

In an empty house for builder this morning and suddenly had a major urge for a dump...:yikes:.... FFS there is NO toilet installed as i am tiling the bathroom floor..


So after nipping my *** cheeks hard to get the urge to ease off so i can go out to the van.. i grab a rubble bag and come back into the house , put the bag over a bucket and let loose... :smilewinkgrin: .... Jeeez i thought i was gunna rubbish myself :lol:


Dispose of bag into wheely bin .. nice surprise for bin men.. :lol:

Was on a job in Luton for a week, no Toilet plumbed in! had to **** into empty petrol can in back of tranny for the whole time... no dumping though! that was a rush back to the Digs!!

 

[John Benton]

I was doing a bathroom at an empty ex-coucil house a few years ago and had one in the departure lounge. Luckily the garden was that overgrown it was like a jungle. First and last time I've taken a dump with the wind blowing through my hair - the ones on my ar$e :lol:

 

[judge]

Think i need a dump !

 

[High Peak Tiling]

Think i need a dump !

get off your phone,tablet,computer,ipod,ipad, laptop & GO :lol:

 

[radim]

this thread stinks.

 

[High Peak Tiling]

this thread stinks.

:hurray:

 

[lizzardtong]

a mate of mine had simillar problem he did lift up manhole cover did ski jumping pose and he did what he had to do. as they say desperate time requires desperare mesures.