Who has a daughter or 2?

[Fliselege]

Love this, wanted my daughters first words to be "My daddy's got a shotgun" but her Mum thought it was a bad idea in this day and age

 

[mz30]

Got 2 daughters 3 and 8 have told them both no boys till they are 30yrs old,but my boys 4,5,6and 7 can date now lol

 

[The D]

Got 2 daughters 3 and 8 have told them both no boys till they are 30yrs old,but my boys 4,5,6and 7 can date now lol

One a year for 6 years you need to learn to keep it in your trousers m8 :yikes: :lol:

 

[Fliselege]

Theres a joke about a catholic with no television in there somewhere....

 

[Fliselege]

Should also say congrats,6, my one runs rings round me and drives me scatty you must be a saint

 

[mz30]

One a year for 6 years you need to learn to keep it in your trousers m8 :yikes: :lol:

Guess the joke didnt work lol ,always said i wanted 2 kids but when i had 1 i decided i wanted none lol

 

[doug boardley]

my mum and dad had 5 daughters:yikes: (and 2 sons)

 

[The D]

my mum and dad had 5 daughters:yikes: (and 2 sons)

so what are your brothers like m8

 

[doug boardley]

a bit like me but with facial hair lol:lol:

 

[Ajax123]

Got a daughter who is twenty two this year. Just off to university in September........ Might look at renting it her room......

 

[Muse2k8]

None for me

(as far as I'm aware lol)

 

[Dan]

Got an 8 month old daughter.

Got an aunt with 13 daughters (might be 12). Range from age 30 to 2 or something now I think. Don't see them much. They run a burger van business and tender for big music events, all the girls run the vans. He must be minted now.

They said they kept trying for a boy and it just never happened.

 

[Fliselege]

Got an 8 month old daughter.

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And I bet you're as proud as punch, and so you should be as I was, but you just bloody wait, give it about another year and she'll discover Hello Kitty, the colour pink, and especially the 2 combined, and while it's cute at first it soon starts taking your home over, bed sheets, lunch box, videos, toys, colouring books, sweets, biscuits, clothes (skids, socks, tights, trousers, vest, dress, jumper, shoes and the list goes on) offer her a new football. bike whatever she'll want a pink Hello Kitty one. Enjoy your Hello Kitty ignorance while it lasts, you'll miss this part of fatherhood when it ends. ;-)

 

[Dan]

Already on the hello kitty stuff mate. Got a chair, a rug, some teddies, some storage boxes of some form, and I think even a dinner set.

 

[Fliselege]

In that case, welcome to the club. Next stop for you then is Hanna Montana, nippers planted C.D in my car and knows what time it's on Disney Channel, it's a growing obsession, but Kitty's still top favourite

 

[Andy Allen]

you lot ain't seen nothing yet, you wait till they turn into teenagers, my darling little princess just ran up a £158 phone bill on her mobile in one month :yikes: she is currently doing everthing possible to aviod me.....:incazzato:

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

One a year for 6 years you need to learn to keep it in your trousers m8 :yikes: :lol:

who watches Jeramy kyle :lol:

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

i have three 24, 22, 21, you should see some of the specimens they bring home :yikes:

 

[strummerman]

you lot ain't seen nothing yet, you wait till they turn into teenagers, my darling little princess just ran up a £158 phone bill on her mobile in one month :yikes: she is currently doing everthing possible to aviod me.....:incazzato:

i can beat that £375 2 months in a row :yikes:

 

[Fliselege]

you lot ain't seen nothing yet, you wait till they turn into teenagers, my darling little princess just ran up a £158 phone bill on her mobile in one month :yikes: she is currently doing everthing possible to aviod me.....:incazzato:

Gave my 5 year old a pay as you go in an old phone that stays with me when she's not here so her mum can call her when it's my week as I like to switch mine off evenings and weekends, now she's saying it's old and she wants one like mine with no buttons in pink. She'll cost me a fortune with it when she learns how to text and make calls, but not if I don't top it up!

 

[Fliselege]

i can beat that £375 2 months in a row :yikes:

I must engineer it that when my nipper gets her first contract phone it goes in the ex wifes name...

 

[Andy Allen]

i can beat that £375 2 months in a row :yikes:

jesus thought mine was bad, you chopped her fingers of yet..:lol:

 

[Dan]

I dread all this.

I hope by the time mine's old enough to use a phone, they'll be free completely somehow lol

At the moment I just have to deal with the random headbutting when you pick her up.