Who's knows the cheesiest Joke??

[robbo]

I'll start...

Whats black and white and goes round and round?

A Penguin in a revolving door....:stupid:

 

[enduro]

Two monkeys in a bath one goes ooh ooh ooh, the other one says shall i put some cold in :lol: My 7yo daughter loves that joke....

 

[sWe]

Um, unless any of you fellers already know how you make a cat sound like a dog, and a dog sound like a cat, I won't tell, cuz it's oh so very cheesy

 

[murf]

What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? (answer) if

If they are laid properly the first time you can walk on them forever. (apologies to the lady tilers)

 

[howard]

before they were divorced

whats got 3 legs & lives on a farm

the mcCartneys:lol:

 

[julie67]

heres one

a jelly baby goes to the doctors with his willy covered in coconut and liquorice the doctor said what u been upto ? the jelly baby replies F***in allsorts .

Good?

 

[howard]

whats the deadliest fish in the sea

jack the kipper

 

[Yorkie]

Whats E.T Short for?




Because he's got little legs silly...

 

[enduro]

Where do fish keep there money? In the river bank :yes:

 

[GazTech]

Black tarmac & pink tarmac having a beer, in walks green tarmac.
Pink tarmac dives behind the bar cowering and shaking. Whats up ? sais black tarmac......pink tarmac says "careful he is a cyclepath !!"

 

[TilingLogistics]

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice:lol: :lol: :lol:

Kev
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What do the Welsh call two sheep tied to a lampost ?




A leisure centre:lol: :lol: :lol:

Kev

 

[Turkish]

Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat?.............He got pissed off!!!

Turkish