Wife joke

[Gazzer]

Johnny is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.


There is a Policeman standing there; Johhny asks if there is a problem.

The Policeman asks Johnny if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.

Johnny says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.

The Policeman says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

Johnny says, "I know, but she has a great personality, is an excellent cook and lets me play golf whenever I want to!"

 

[doit4u]

Wonder if this was the same police constable who on a very cold night called at his house to get his overcoat. He didn't want to wake the whole family so threw some stones at the bedroom window until his wife stuck her head out.

He asked her to through down his coat. When he got back to the station his mate asked him when he had got promoted to sergeant.

 

[Spud]

A policeman knocks on little Johnny's door and it is answered by Little johnny swigging a bottle of vodka and smoking a half corona cigar " is your mum in?" asks the officer
"I am nine years old ,smoking a cigar and drinking vodka what do you effing think?

 

[doug boardley]

I said to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said, 'Why?' I said, 'She keeps waking up.'

 

[jay]

[video=youtube_share;zJIiktwuLbk]http://youtu.be/zJIiktwuLbk[/video]

 

[doug boardley]

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked."
Les Dawson

 

[Colour Republic]

Always cracks me up

[video=youtube;GsE4qEfEfO4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsE4qEfEfO4[/video]