Wivs best Bits

[Colour Republic]

This thread is dedicated to the legend that is Wivers

I'll start

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4nAf7GxkIY]YouTube - Dancing Tilers[/ame]

 

[DHTiling]

This will crease anybody up>>> http://www.tilersforums.com/tilers-forums-arms/9734-doctor-wivers.html

 

[david campbell]

thats worrying :yikes::yikes::ban:

 

[faithhealer]

and i though you tube had banned that one lol

 

[DHTiling]

And this is one of the best days he had..>> http://www.tilersforums.com/tilers-forums-arms/9996-never-laughed-so-hard.html

 

[faithhealer]

don't forget wivs diplomacy http://www.tilersforums.com/general-chat/7646-what-not-say-pregnant-woman.html

 

[DHTiling]

Oh and this one had me crying.. just read it again and i am crying with lafter again..

http://www.tilersforums.com/tiling-forum/16526-ohh-no.html

 

[DHTiling]

And the list goes on.. Gary you are deffo a nutter..... http://www.tilersforums.com/tilers-forums-arms/15165-always-poop-first.html

 

[Colour Republic]

Fantastic! a stop shop for the nutter!

 

[faithhealer]

and where was Wivs when his wife contractions were 2 mins apart, on here lol
http://www.tilersforums.com/tilers-forums-arms/11998-its-started.html

 

[doug boardley]

http://www.tilersforums.com/tilers-forums-arms/29651-so-sore.html cracked me up this one

 

[DHTiling]

:lol::lol:

 

[Colour Republic]

"It was now time to panic, flipper the pant sniffing dolphin was making his final leap and if i didn't get in the bog quick enough he was going to be caught in my pierre cardin trawling net!"

 

[faithhealer]

The Forum song, as written by Wivers
To the tune of Night Fever.....


Theres ply on the ground,
There is movement all around.
These tiles aint going' down
You can feel it.

You feel the customers stare,
And she has such a lovely pair.
But the floor aint right down there,
So you can't tile it.

And that sweet little woman,
She moves through the light,
Telling you your an a**e hole.
She's pointing at you
Yeah, and you think your in the sh*te,

So you need , Tilers Forum (eever), Tilers Forum (eever).
They'll show you how to do it.
Click on, Tilers Forum (eever), Tilers Forum (eever).
They can get you through it.


There you are,
Prayin' for the moment to pass,
Bet you wish that you had more time,
Rapid set glue,
And no datum line.

Tilers Forum, Tilers Forum.
They'll show you how to do it.
Click on that Tilers Forum (eever), Tilers Forum (eever).
They can get you through it.

In the heat of the job,
Might need some help to make it.
You're not to sure, if you can get throught the mornin'.
They want to change their design.
And maybe put a border in'.
And use some picture tiles;
All without warnin'.

And the walls are not flat,
The boxing in is so s**te,
In the floor ther'es a really big hole.
You don't want to cry
Yeah, but your feelin' that you might,

Then you want Tilers Forum (eever), Tilers Forum (eever).
They know how to do it.
Click on that Tilers Forum, Tilers Forum.
They can talk you through it.

Take yer van,
Drive away from that job fast,
Get back home and quick get online,
Type it in search,
They'll make it fine.

Tilers Forum, Tilers Forum.
They know how to do it.
Click on that Tilers Forum (eever), Tilers Forum (eever).
They will help you through it.

 

[Ken Bruty]

And this is one of the best days he had..>> http://www.tilersforums.com/tilers-forums-arms/9996-never-laughed-so-hard.html

:lol::lol::lol: That has to be the funniest post I have read on here, still wiping the tears off my cheeks, it took me 3 attempts to read it to my other half, who was wondering what the hell I just read, absolutely priceless.