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Yes!!! just reached 45000!!! :hurray::hurray::hurray:
And here's present from all your pals in the Elite forum - with thanks and tons of appreciation for all you do.
:daisy:
David Howe, David Howe,
what d'ya know, what d'ya know ...
He's on the forum night and day,
'Shall we have some tunnneees' you say,
Only seven more to go, so come on Dave make a show
The postings are great, so we're showing our appreciation mate.
He is having a beer...and making us wait!!
top man Dave, a true gent, too
45thousand posts and he fits some work in too
Bet he is out in his Subaru...
He's such a grafter, working all day
and comes on here keeping cowboys at bay...
us mere mortals get left in his wake,
let's pull our finger out ffs
So come on Dave the soaps have ended...
Somebody wants their tile cutter mended!
Seems really funny he has not been on..
Sod the poem lets write a song.
Tile cutter mended, not with a sigma surely.
Come on come on Dave don't be offended.
The writings on the wall the postings are here
I'm not fast enough to get anywhere near
Dave Dave your really the guy,
answering questions with a reply,
theres nothing in tiling he doesnt know,
so ask away hes ready to go
He's the Jedi master with info aplenty....
sept when choosing tunes, then his head seems empty.
He looks like Shrek, and smells like donkey,
but he guarantees your tiles wont be put down wonky...... :lol::lol::lol::lol:
Crimes this almost rhymes.
I think I must be a poet, but I just didn't know it
chop chop dave where have you been,
reading bedtime stories to your new rubi machine?
He was a chippy in the trade now a tiler top grade ,
Bit like Dark Vader with big bertha as his aid
rock a bye rubbiiii on the trellis top,
when the rail goes the tilies will chop
when the tile breaks the off cut will fall
down will fall off cut onto daves paw!
A note to all the tilersforums members who appreciate Dave as much as we do, please feel free to add your own one or two lines to the poem!
David Howe, David Howe,
what d'ya know, what d'ya know ...
He's on the forum night and day,
'Shall we have some tunnneees' you say,
Only seven more to go, so come on Dave make a show
The postings are great, so we're showing our appreciation mate.
He is having a beer...and making us wait!!
top man Dave, a true gent, too
45thousand posts and he fits some work in too
Bet he is out in his Subaru...
He's such a grafter, working all day
and comes on here keeping cowboys at bay...
us mere mortals get left in his wake,
let's pull our finger out ffs
So come on Dave the soaps have ended...
Somebody wants their tile cutter mended!
Seems really funny he has not been on..
Sod the poem lets write a song.
Tile cutter mended, not with a sigma surely.
Come on come on Dave don't be offended.
The writings on the wall the postings are here
I'm not fast enough to get anywhere near
Dave Dave your really the guy,
answering questions with a reply,
theres nothing in tiling he doesnt know,
so ask away hes ready to go
He's the Jedi master with info aplenty....
sept when choosing tunes, then his head seems empty.
He looks like Shrek, and smells like donkey,
but he guarantees your tiles wont be put down wonky...... :lol::lol::lol::lol:
Crimes this almost rhymes.
I think I must be a poet, but I just didn't know it
chop chop dave where have you been,
reading bedtime stories to your new rubi machine?
He was a chippy in the trade now a tiler top grade ,
Bit like Dark Vader with big bertha as his aid
rock a bye rubbiiii on the trellis top,
when the rail goes the tilies will chop
when the tile breaks the off cut will fall
down will fall off cut onto daves paw!
A note to all the tilersforums members who appreciate Dave as much as we do, please feel free to add your own one or two lines to the poem!
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