A story with a happy ending..

[DTile]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch.

He had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

 

[AMtek]

And was allowed to buy the biggest tv in the shop, do the dishes in the morning, was allowed in the house in his work clothes, didn't spend every weekend doing jobs round the house and was actually allowed to sit on the sofa he paid for!

 

[mma]

And was allowed to buy the biggest tv in the shop, do the dishes in the morning, was allowed in the house in his work clothes, didn't spend every weekend doing jobs round the house and was actually allowed to sit on the sofa he paid for!

Not just me then?

 

[beanz]

I hate to rub it in, but you boys are talking about my life!

 

[White Room]

And was allowed to buy the biggest tv in the shop, do the dishes in the morning, was allowed in the house in his work clothes, didn't spend every weekend doing jobs round the house and was actually allowed to sit on the sofa he paid for!

For his XBox

 

[Diamond Pool Finishers]

And he could put anything he wanted is the shopping trolly -- when he shopped on his own.......

 

[Mr Tiler]

For his XBox

whats your addy lad? zombies? lol

 

[CJ]

Why do we always sound hen pecked?

 

[Mr Tiler]

sometimes wish I had this way but without my missus and kids I doubt I would have much left in this world... as many men say they can count there best mates on there right hand.... but the missus deserves the whole left hand to herself. and behind the greatest men is an even better women! so take note before the vanity is the insanity which is the men that decide to take on the women lol!!!

 

[White Room]

whats your addy lad? zombies? lol

There good fun but tend to play perhaps older games at the moment, Bioshock 2, great fun

 

[Mr Tiler]

zombies is the way to go for a good bit of horror my friend... there everywhere you turn lol. plus theres 4 of you so it is all out hell!

 

[White Room]

There good fun but your've got to be quick :yikes:

 

[Mr Tiler]

yes you need the reaction of a 10 year old child which is a lot quicker than mine lol... but if you run away for a moment and get your bearings you can run them round in a train and then get plenty of head shots... (very rewarding and saves ammo lol) but much more enjoyable than any story mode as your in real time with other players I have been hooked since black ops 2 came out.

 

[Mr Tiler]

[video=youtube;biY_1yDh6eQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biY_1yDh6eQ&feature=share&list=PLHx_xKUzUK CojlhICVFHI_jr8FFxsRWSn[/video]as regards to the post this is what I wuld do if I left or my missus left me...

 

[AMtek]

Why do we always sound hen pecked?

Because we are?