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An American decided to write a book about famous churches
> around the world.
>
> He bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando,
> thinking that he would start by working his way across the
> USA from South to North.
>
> On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs
> when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with
> a sign that read '$10,000 per call'.
>
>
>
>
>
> The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was
> strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest
> replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
> $10,000 you could talk to God.
>
> The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
>
> Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral,
> he saw the same looking golden telephone with the same sign
> under it.
>
> He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw
> in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.
> She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that
> for $10,000 he could talk to God.
>
> 'O.K., thank you,' said the American.
>
> He then travelled all across America, Africa, England,
> Japan, New Zealand. In every church he saw the same looking
> golden telephone with the same '$US10,000 per call'
> sign under it. .
>
> The American decided to 0travel to Scotland to see if
> Scots had the same phone.
>
> He arrived in Scotland and again, in the first church he
> entered, there was the same looking golden telephone, but
> this time the sign under it read '40 pence per
> call.'
>
> The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the
> sign.
>
> 'Father, I've travelled all over the world and
> I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches.
> I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in all
> of them price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap
> here?'
>
>
> The priest smiled and answered, 'You're in Scotland
> now, son - it's a local call'.
 
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