I would like to make a complaint please Dan! Mr varley is obviously a Soho Gigalo working nights and spending his days swatting up on every game on the bloody forum! I feel this is destructive for the forum as any moral boosts by becoming top of the astaroid leaderboard or swinging my way to the top of the Yeti swing are near impossible as the aforementioned is undoubtabley in some way up to some scaldugary of the highest degree. I have had him followed and it was reported that apart from the late night trips to Soho, the binging in McDonalds, and the early morning departures of one Mr Leatherface from his bedroom window, there was nothing too strange going on.... however i found this on the inernet
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Now i don't know where he got it or how, all i know is that if he is going to keep using these underhand tactics then i will be forced to show the whole forum the pictures i have of him going about his night job in a fred flinstone outfit with two midgets, a cumcumber, and a large tub of marmite!
Again i hope i have your support on this matter Dan and look forward to your punishment.
Your, Wivers. :wink_smile: