Basic Level Of Fitness

[grumpygrouter]

Don..... quite frankly if yer a lardy your gonna find trouble tiling.

How many times have i got my pert young botty wedged between wall and toliet when trying to messure a cut behind the old wee stained poo pan!

Now can you imagine a Dawn French sized wobble butt trying to do the same?
It'd be like trying to get Eddy the 80 ton Indian elephant through my front door!

What about standing in the bath to tile!!!!!! The cost in damages would leave a chunka running at a loss!

Then there's the time lost running... sorry wobbling backwards and forwards to krispy creme every hour to fill up the 40 gallon flab tank!!

Yes cardio plays a big part but if yer larger than a hump back whale on a diet of chocolate fish and pink sugar prawns it aint gonna help either!!!

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Succinct as always Wivers!:lol: :lol:

Grumpy

 

[wivers]

Grumpy .... i just hd to look up succinct on the online dictionary you git! lol .

 

[grumpygrouter]

Grumpy .... i just hd to look up succinct on the online dictionary you git! lol .

Funnily enough, so did I before I posted!

Grumpy