Be glad to get off this job!

[padtheplumber]

Started a bathroom refurb this week, nice woman, 3 daughters, 4 cats, 2 dogs, birds, rabbits, ducks etc......

Put a dustsheet down on the bathroom floor for them on the 1st night after ripout, came in the next morning and one of the dogs had taken a fancy to it and taken a big old dump on it :yikes:
She wash and dried it so no harm done.

Working in there this afternoon, heard a weird squelching noise and then a smell that could only have come from the bowels of the devil himself, one of the cats had s%&t all over the landing!!
She came and cleaned it up but I had to leave the building for 10 mins!

A couple of hours later moggy came up for round 2.......

Its a jungle out there sometimes.....

 

[Stef]

What's the daughters like??

 

[White Room]

The house must stick all the time....

 

[padtheplumber]

What's the daughters like??

Not nice enough to put up with the smell :lol:

 

[John Benton]

What's the daughters like?? 

If they're ok I wouldn't mind them $h1tt1N& on my chest :sofahide:

 

[Sean SML Tiling]

If they're ok I wouldn't mind them $h1tt1N& on my chest :sofahide:

Lmao

 

[CJ]

Gone downhill quite fast.........:lol:

 

[Rizzle from the Portizzle]

well had the same sort of client once asked would you like a cup of tea ok that would be nice she leans over picks the cup up. the cat is drinking from then without cleaning made me a cup of tea well that one went down the toilet

 

[TJ Smiler]

I had a customer at the end of last year who made me an egg sandwich, as i was standing there happily choping away whilst talking to her i noticed that all the crusts had mould on them, now i'm not happy about that but i can live with a bit of mould but it did start me off paying closer attention to other stuff, and when i looked through her tea-bag stained crumb ridden sweaty work top i noticed the eggs were out of date by about a month. Told her i just had to pop upstairs for a mo and went and deposited the whole thing down the bog.

Filth!

 

[padtheplumber]

They've just offered me some duck eggs, they are fresh but to me its just something else with s*#t on...

 

[afright]

Worked in a Mental hospital once with another tiler doing the toilets,the other tiler befriended one of the inmates ,we got him knocking up the muck ,he started to give biscuits to the other tiler every lunch time ,one day he came running in and said to the other tiler that the matron nearly caught him nicking the biscuits, but its ok I hid them where I always hide them in my underpants,my mates face was a picture :yikes:.

 

[Stef]

One flew over the cuckoos nest!!!

 

[afright]

The other tiler promised to take him home for dinner on the pretence of getting him to work for us,
knocked of one night driving home about ten miles away from the hospital heard a voice in the back of the van and it was the inmate asking whats for dinner,we had to take him back.

 

[padtheplumber]

3-0 to *****, Christ it stinks in here!! :mad2: