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wivers
To put it bluntly .. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I have tried and tried and tried to sit down wiv the mrs and watch this years BB, but each and every time i do i find myself holding back from ripping the TV out of its socket and hurling it out of the window and onto the bloke down stairs silly gay little red KA. Its a toss up between doing that or sticking needles in my eyes so i dont have to look at the soppy floppy haired, fat tongued, lisping, ****** Ziggy, or that stupid fake, wanabe Jade Goody black dude. The only problem then would be that i have to hear the bloody twin idiots screaming and that other lisping greek bum boy waffling ****e about the last time he had his rear soaked in olive oil. I could shove red hot pokers in my ears to burn out the drums, but i fear that i would only read about the pathetic over acted events in braille the next day.
In short i want this whole stupid damn program to finish quickly preferably with the execusion of all the housemates so i dont have to read about the div's and their past lifes as soho hookers, boy band members and fat ugly protesters in the newspapers for the next 4 months.
I want my TV back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have tried and tried and tried to sit down wiv the mrs and watch this years BB, but each and every time i do i find myself holding back from ripping the TV out of its socket and hurling it out of the window and onto the bloke down stairs silly gay little red KA. Its a toss up between doing that or sticking needles in my eyes so i dont have to look at the soppy floppy haired, fat tongued, lisping, ****** Ziggy, or that stupid fake, wanabe Jade Goody black dude. The only problem then would be that i have to hear the bloody twin idiots screaming and that other lisping greek bum boy waffling ****e about the last time he had his rear soaked in olive oil. I could shove red hot pokers in my ears to burn out the drums, but i fear that i would only read about the pathetic over acted events in braille the next day.
In short i want this whole stupid damn program to finish quickly preferably with the execusion of all the housemates so i dont have to read about the div's and their past lifes as soho hookers, boy band members and fat ugly protesters in the newspapers for the next 4 months.
I want my TV back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!