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A blonde goes into a pet shop looking for an exotic pet.
As she looks around the store she sees a box full of frogs.
A sign on the box reads---SEX FROGS.
ONLY £20 EACH.
Comes with complete instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anyone is watching her.
She whispers softly to Pete the man behind the counter,
"I'll take one."
As Pete picks out a frog and places it in a small box he quietly says to her,
"Just follow the instructions."
The blonde nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully.
She does exactly what is specified.
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexie nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly jumps into bed and to her surprise....Nothing Happens.
The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions...please call the pet store."
So, she calls the pet store. Pete says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes, Pete is ringing the doorbell.
The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits there!"
Pete....looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and STERNLY says:
"Listen To Me. I'm only going to show you how to do this One More Time."
As she looks around the store she sees a box full of frogs.
A sign on the box reads---SEX FROGS.
ONLY £20 EACH.
Comes with complete instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anyone is watching her.
She whispers softly to Pete the man behind the counter,
"I'll take one."
As Pete picks out a frog and places it in a small box he quietly says to her,
"Just follow the instructions."
The blonde nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully.
She does exactly what is specified.
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexie nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly jumps into bed and to her surprise....Nothing Happens.
The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions...please call the pet store."
So, she calls the pet store. Pete says, "I'll be right over." Within minutes, Pete is ringing the doorbell.
The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just sits there!"
Pete....looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and STERNLY says:
"Listen To Me. I'm only going to show you how to do this One More Time."
