blonde moment

[Varley]

Me and my mate were at work, he there was a blue bottle buzzing round the room and was getting on my mates nerves nd he was trying to swat it with a newspaper.

In chasing the fly around the room he noticed a bloody big spider in the corner of the room (he is petrified of them).

He yelled and jumped back.

A blonde lass sitting at the table asked "what the hell is wrong with you?"

"Theres a big hairy spider up there"

To which the blonde replies "don't worry, the fly will get it!" 😕
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Yes GH my fellow moderators pmsl

Don't think this remark went unnoticed Mr Topps!

 

[IvegotsTILE]

When I had my clothes shop the girl I had working for me was very pretty,well turned out and polite with top GCSE marks and 5 A-levels,here's some of the things she came out with:

I had a price tag in all my trainers,where it said size it read 'sizes 3-8'. She read this and said 'I don't understand!How can a trainer fit someone whos a size 3 and someone whos a size 8,surely if it would fit someone whos size 8 it would be too loose for someone whos size 3.
I said 'You dozy cow,It means we have sizes from 3 all the way up to size 8.
She just laughed,I said 'Now do you understand?she just carried on laughing and said 'No idea.'

I went on a stag night to Prague.She asked 'Whats the capital of Prague?I said 'Prague is the capital of the Czech Republic you fool.'
'Oh I thought it was a country!'

My friend was on about the film Platoon.She asked'What war was that about?I said 'The Vietnam war' She then asked'Is that in Canada?'
I said 'I give up!'

She was brunette but admitted she should have been a blonde,she was fit as f**k though so I had to let it go. DIZY COW!

 

[devonmark]

I had a mate who employed a young girl as a secretary, when she was doing some typing for him for the first time, she asked him if the red and green squiggles under the words would be on the printed copy.
Didn't say much for her spelling...she didn't last long.