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My son is 7 years old and is an absolute legend but boy can he land me in the s***!:mad2:
Just been on a few dates with a new hot bird and all's going well,she asked to come round the other night but said my son will be staying over so no chance of her staying plus I was taking him bowling.She said she'd be quite up for bowling and would like to meet the lad.In the end I agreed,we went bowling had a great time and went back to mine before I was gonna take Tracey home,my son was upstairs playing while we were talking downstairs...
My son came downstairs and through the door,
Tracey says "What are you after mate?"
and my son replied "Dad,you never told me you were once a Policeman!"
Puzzeled I asked "What makes you think I was ever a policeman son?"
"Well Dad I was playing in your room and I found these under your bed."
The little sod only pulled out a pair of fluffy HANDCUFFS from behind his back right in front of the new bird:whatchutalkingabout
She burst out laughing as I just wanted to die and said "No mate,I was never a policeman!"
"Well Dad why have you got these handcuffs and why are they fluffy?"
"Say good bye to Tracey mate she's going now and your going to bed NOW!"
She saw the funny side of it but boy could I have killed the little sod:mad2:
......have no idea where the handcuffs came from
Just been on a few dates with a new hot bird and all's going well,she asked to come round the other night but said my son will be staying over so no chance of her staying plus I was taking him bowling.She said she'd be quite up for bowling and would like to meet the lad.In the end I agreed,we went bowling had a great time and went back to mine before I was gonna take Tracey home,my son was upstairs playing while we were talking downstairs...
My son came downstairs and through the door,
Tracey says "What are you after mate?"
and my son replied "Dad,you never told me you were once a Policeman!"
Puzzeled I asked "What makes you think I was ever a policeman son?"
"Well Dad I was playing in your room and I found these under your bed."
The little sod only pulled out a pair of fluffy HANDCUFFS from behind his back right in front of the new bird:whatchutalkingabout
She burst out laughing as I just wanted to die and said "No mate,I was never a policeman!"
"Well Dad why have you got these handcuffs and why are they fluffy?"
"Say good bye to Tracey mate she's going now and your going to bed NOW!"
She saw the funny side of it but boy could I have killed the little sod:mad2:
......have no idea where the handcuffs came from
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