Bloody neighbors

[jay]

Bloody Neighbours!!! There is a huge house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without leads. Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing. To the best of my knowledge, she has never worked in her life. Her bad-tempered old man is notorious for his racist comments. A shopkeeper blamed him for arranging the murder of his son and his son's girl-friend, but nothing has ever been proved. All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay. Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out partying in nightclubs. It is not known if they have the same father. They are both out of control. I hate living near Buckingham Palace ! This may get me banned ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​

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[The D]

:lol::lol::ban::joker:

 

[Dan]

I was trying to put that to a plot of actual Neighbours for a moment then haha.

 

[Stewart]

That's so bad it's good....!


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[user123]

Gasp!! :lol: I think in the old days wars got stared over statements like that... tutut, to the gallows, young man!

 

[Andy Allen]

off with his head!!!!!!

 

[SandyFloor]

Gasp!! :lol: I think in the old days wars got stared over statements like that... tutut, to the gallows, young man!

Or they were put on a boat to Australia :lol:

 

[user123]

Or even Tasmania :lol:

 

[Deleted member 1779]

Its big writing!

 

[jay]

That might explain why i live here

 

[jay]

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one about home

 

[The Legend; Phil Hobson RIP]

Like em both Jay, we have to laugh at ourselves.:lol:

 

[Gall.B]

:lol: :lol: Nice 1

 

[Deleted member 1779]

I thought this was going to be a real "Neighbours from hell" story!!!


Because we have an angry neighbour at the bottom of our garden..... He thinks we have taken up some communal land.
So this is him surveying it from his garage.

This is him marking his territory. See the sprayed purple line on his drive?
And thats a measuring stick he has in his hand.

Now he is using car spray paint to mark dirt in the middle of the shared access lane.
OK so far so no problem.

And now this is him (in my opinion) going a bit too far.
And spraying paint onto my concrete driveway.

Is this criminal damage? Does the fact an old fart is doing it rather than a 18 year old hoodie matter?

(What did I do about it?) - Basically just left him alone to do it!!!
Didnt open the door when he came round banging on it. Just let him be.

Last thing he did was pile rocks at the edge of his drive so that when we back out of the garage
We could not back onto his drive. (He said the car was breaking his concrete so dont back onto it).
So left him to it. And then the penny dropped. HE CANT DRIVE OUT OVER HIS ROCKS!!
He took them down a few days later...

I leave the smarts out the back well up on the drive.

Found my windshield like this the other morning. Luckily its the old smart thats going off for scrap...

In future this is the home of the new smart.

LOCKED AWAY !!