Brilliant new product : Non levelling compound

[Leatherface]

One of my customers has discovered a great new product that you all should be aware of : Non Levelling Compound.
Very easy to use, instructions as follows ...
Buy an inferior self levelling compound, available from most DIY stores.
Mixing instructions : Make sure you ignore powder to water ratio, mix as you wish to a lovely non flowing consistency. Apply to floor making sure you do not get rid of any ridges or smooth off properly. The more uneven the better.
Allow to set.

Hey presto, you have a lovely Non Levelled floor ready for your tiler to tile upon. Perfect results every time. Guaranteed to give your tiler a headache ! :smilewinkgrin:

 

[brian c]

i take it,you turned up for a job and it wasnt upto standard Nick?

 

[Spud]

is the brand called "so kay the tiler will get over it "?

 

[Alan.P]

Lesson learned, self prep, it's been said before, I take it your still bashing away with hammer an' knicker

 

[Leatherface]

Bless him, he thought he was doing me a favour by "Non Levelling" the floor for me :mad2:

 

[LM Ceramics]

:yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes::yikes:

 

[CJ]

"Bit of extra muck and your'll be fine"

How many times have you heard that one :mad2:

 

[Leatherface]

We all love a challenge !!:hurray:

 

[Fekin]

Did the guy actually think he'd done a good job too ?

 

[Bolter]

"Bit of extra muck and your'll be fine"

How many times have you heard that one :mad2:

Yeah I get "can't you just 'mess' around with your adhesive?"

:mad2::mad2:

 

[Leatherface]

Did the guy actually think he'd done a good job too ?

Yes !!
Didn't have the heart to tell him otherwise, lovely guy, had best intentions !

 

[Alan.P]

Yes !!
Didn't have the heart to tell him otherwise, lovely guy, had best intentions !

So what you gonna do ? use rubber tiles :smilewinkgrin:

 

[Leatherface]

On this occasion, extra addy ( he paying for )
extra time ( he paying for )
No problem !!

 

[Alan.P]

On this occasion, extra addy ( he paying for )
extra time ( he paying for )
No problem !!

OK, in seriousness, how far out is it ?

 

[White Room]

What about a carborundum stone to rub it down