Can’t fit, won’t fit. I’m an idiot

[One Day]

yeah but you might refer to your wife as 'the boss' but not actually 'my boss'..

Maybe still in the honeymoon period then?

 

[Clumsyculcheth]

Hello. Hope this message finds you in fine fettle.
The boss, my boss. My wife in this instance. Nothing to do with my grumpy Yorkshire male actual work boss. He’s less attractive than my wife and could probably tile the shower without help from your good selves.

So tile to the end of the tray you say? The enclosure sits 10mm shy of the tray on both sides when offered up and the screw holes are on the inside of the enclosure. I bought some fancy chrome tile strips to cover the edge of the tiles and to fit flush against the enclosure and therefore presumed I could only tile up to the 790mm or if I still use them I will now have a 10mm gap between strip and enclosure (£18 each from B&Q. Nearly died) which won’t look a great finish.

I’ll have to go redo my centres on 800 and see if the tiles sit any better. I guess those ‘Slivers’ will now become 20mm longer maybe?

This is my first tiling job (well, I did the downstairs bog floor the other week but that was like 10 tiles and not a brick bond, and not on uneven walls) only you tube and web research got me this far

One of my walls is 25mm wider at the top than the bottom when drawing a plumb line at 800 off the base (if that makes sense) so I believe I should aim to have the small cuts where the 2 walls meet and just make the smallest that little bit bigger as I go up the wall to trick the eye?


Sorry for another essay chaps.

Help me rescue my marriage

I may A) get a professional in or B) tile way past the enclosure but symmetrically both sides and use only full or half tiles or C) follow your advice to go to the end of the base but change my edging strips to be the white/cream ones that aren’t meant to be flush with the enclosure but just cover the edge of the tiles

Thanks also for pointing out that I have to seal any cut tiles. I was aware I needed to seal the tiles but hadn’t thought about the cut edges

Regards

Andrew

 

[Bathfix Bob]

Op...who are you tiling for?

 

[Boggs]

Admittedly it doesn’t take much, but I am really confused now.

 

[Clumsyculcheth]

Myself and my wife. We have kind of ran out of money on our refurb so tiling is down to me. Our tiles are approx 150mm x 75mm. I say approx as some are 148mm some 151mm etc. Space is roughly 800mm on each wall with a rise of 2390mm from base to ceiling.
Cheers. Andrew

 

[Clumsyculcheth]

Er 2290 I mean

 

[Waluigi]

If you did tile up to the edge of your shower screen profile, you’d have to Silicon seal the joint between your chrome trim and the shower screen profile. This is part of the reason we tile to the edge of the tray or beyond it and then install the screen 10/11/12mm from the edge of the tray, then run a bead of clear where the screen touches the tiles. That’s standard practise. I don’t see why you can’t line the trim and the screen up, it’s just unusual and more difficult to seal.

 

[Clumsyculcheth]

Thanks for the reply. So is there usually a gap between the trim and the shower enclosure? I’m trying to understand this although struggling somewhat as you can tell

Thanks

Andrew

 

[Boggs]

I think the only answer is to do them herringbone then.

 

[Andy Allen]

Op...who are you tiling for?

HIS WIFE. !!