Couple in shower

[DHTiling]

: *Couple in shower*

Girl: "Just relax, do what you normally do."

Guy: "Okay then."

Girl: "What the hell!? Are you peeing!?"


:lol:

 

[CJ]

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

• take off clothes and place them sectioned in a laundry basket according to colour.
• walk to bathroom wearing dressing gown
• if you see husband along the way cover up any exposed areas
• look at your physique in the mirror, make mental note to do more leg lifts in the morning
• get in the shower
• use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah and pumice stone
• wash your hair once with sage and cucumber shampoo with 43 added vitamins
• condition your hair with grapefruit and mint-enhanced conditioner
• wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red
• wash the rest of your body with gingernut and jaffa cake body wash
• shave armpits and legs
• turn off shower
• sponge off all wet surfaces in the shower
• spray mould spots with tile cleaner
• dry with towel the size of a small country
• wrap hair in super absorbent towel
• return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head
• if you see husband along the way cover up any exposed areas
• spend 40 minutes drying hair with hand held jet engine

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

• take clothes off while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile
• walk naked to the bathroom
• if you see wife along the way, shake your manhood and make a "woo-hoo" sound
• admire your physique in the mirror and the size of your manhood. Scratch backside
• get in shower
• wash your face
• wash your armpits
• blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off
• spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area
• wash your hair with stuff from the bottle nearest to hand
• make a shampoo mohawk
• pee like a racehorse
• rinse and get out of the shower
• fail to notice water on the floor because the curtain was hanging out of the bath
• admire size of manhood in mirror again
• leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on
• return to bedroom with towel around waist
• if you pass wife, pull off towel and make a "woo-hoo" sound
• throw wet towel on bed
• run fingers through hair twice to dry it