Customer comments?

[Andy Allen]

when i spread the addy i always get..... you must be good at artexin

 

[Scott]

When one of my customers complained about a price I gave them, I said, I work up to a standard not down to a price

^^^ That Richard is an absolute cracker! Im afraid im going to have to steal that one

 

[doug boardley]

another old favourite
"when will you be finished?" normally asked just as I'm getting my tools out to start the job:mad2:

 

[DJS]

^^^ That Richard is an absolute cracker! Im afraid im going to have to steal that one

Me too....I could have done with that for a quote this week. I also like "if you cut corners - you loose your edge".

another old favourite
"when will you be finished?" normally asked just as I'm getting my tools out to start the job:mad2:

Doug, I like the quote in your signature. Gonna have to pinch that one too. I relates perfectly to the argument I had with my ex-boss when I asked for a payrise.

 

[SandyFloor]

About three years ago I was doing a conservatory floor and the old dear's granddaughter ( about 4 years old) was hanging about the door chatting. At one poitn she asks:

'Do you have a computer?'
'Yes' I said
'I had a computer but Daddy took it away'
'Why did he do that...were you naughty?'
'I don't think so.....and he was coming back for the telly but Mummy told him never to come to the house again or she would call the police'

I had a quick word to the Gran before I left.

 

[richard Kent]

^^^ That Richard is an absolute cracker! Im afraid im going to have to steal that one

I got that one from an old sparks, one of his other sayings was
"Pay peanuts and you will end up with monkeys"
He's not with us any more, gone to that big site in the sky

 

[SandyFloor]

I was once asked if I could work quietly as the cat was getting upset.....can't have been that upset .....damn moggie peed on my dustsheet.

 

[Scott]

another old favourite
"when will you be finished?" normally asked just as I'm getting my tools out to start the job:mad2:

My missus asks me that on a regular basis.......

 

[Burnsy]

Where do you start from, the top or the bottom!