Dillema!

[Spare Tool]

This should get a few random replies but I was asked to quote a job last week for a plumber friend that does a lot of landlord certificates and unfortunately I've got the job....why unfortunately???
The job is at a rented property and we are 99% sure after speaking to the landlord and the next door neighbour that the tenant is a hooker. I quoted over and above what the job was worth cuz it could be a can of worms, lifting an old rotten wood floor, dpm, concrete base, uncouple, level and tile. Here's the dilemma, after I quoted the job I was telling my misses about it and the hooker (we think) my misses was horrified, not that she doesn't trust me of course and told me catagoricaly not to even quote on it but I ignored that comment and thought what the hell i'll put a good price in.. and it was a good price and see what happens, works work in my book anyhow, and the landlord owns a lot more properties that could come up.
So do I
A. Back out now and say I'm too busy to fit it in?
B. Do the job and blag the misses I'm working somewhere else?
C. Fess up to the misses and let her go off her head then give me the third degree every night when I get in off the job(so to speak)
Bring on the frivolities :drool5:

 

[CJ]

Works, work.........can't afford to turn any down these days.

If you get a freebie......so be it. :lol:

 

[cam_low]

B. take the simple less hassle life !

 

[radim]

B
dont tell missus if you get a tip.....

 

[Dave]

Errrrrrrrrrrr... :drool5:......:whistling:

 

[widler]

Wear a condom [emoji12]

 

[White Room]

Could be worse, you could working for a banker:smilewinkgrin:

 

[Lithofin BOB]

Ensure full protective gear, overhauls, double cartridge face mask, and double up on the latex!!!!
gloves!! Just to be extra safe.

 

[Brian the Tile]

Wear a condom [emoji12]

On your head

 

[Brian the Tile]

No dont do it unless your wife has a good sense oh humour, nothing worse than a women scorned

 

[CJ]

Ask if she gives nectar points? :smilewinkgrin:

 

[Just Rizzle]

sounds like its more trouble than its worth bin it and move on

 

[robbieraven]

Do it as a normal job and say nothing, if it was for Train driver?? 🙂 How often have you been asked what your customer does for a living 🙂

 

[Sean Kelly]

Remember we like plenty of pics on this forum!

 

[On one]

''and the landlord owns a lot more properties that could come up''.......all with the same type of tenant........nudge,nudge,wink,wink,say no more!

 

[orange peel]

we once did a gay massage parlour job in Sheffield we had been on it most of the day thinking theres a lot of camp builders before we found out what it was ,we finished up being there a couple of week ,had a few laughs with em but take them up on going to open night

 

[lizzardtong]

That's interesting. work its work. so its not making me a difference.
your wife can always tell you what "you need that job like a hooker needs her underwear"

 

[Spare Tool]

think I maybe in too deep(so to speak) to just walk away Ray, the plumber I work with is very respected round here and now I've got the job I don't wana let him or his customer down for the sake of a hooker, reckon just crack on, head down, arse up....omg what am I saying :drool5: and get on and do it, say nowt at home and treat the misses to a slap up curry when the cheque goes in...filthy money though😛rrr:

 

[Just Rizzle]

cheque.

sounds more like a cash job to me bet she dosnt take cheques

 

[Spare Tool]

cheque.

sounds more like a cash job to me bet she dosnt take cheques

haha...i'll be getting paid off the landlord, least I think that's the deal, on the other hand a years free "visits" when I'm passing aint to be sniffed at :smilewinkgrin:

 

[area tiling]

Do the work and get paid from the fur purse!!!

 

[Brian the Tile]

think I maybe in too deep(so to speak) to just walk away Ray, the plumber I work with is very respected round here and now I've got the job I don't wana let him or his customer down for the sake of a hooker, reckon just crack on, head down, arse up....omg what am I saying :drool5: and get on and do it, say nowt at home and treat the misses to a slap up curry when the cheque goes in...filthy money though😛rrr:

sound like your doing that jb where orangepeel has been with that one lol

 

[Stef]

Money talks, do the job cause you never know what else it could lead to..

 

[Qwerty]

Money talks, do the job cause you never know what else it could lead to..

Herpes!?

 

[Stef]

Herpes!?

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[thompsonbrown]

Don't make your own condom from self level latex ( it will hurt) and make sure you leave the job with more money than you had when you arrived.:lol:
On a more serious note. Telling your misses about this job should be all the proof she needs that you wouldn't stray.
PM details of job if you don't do. :lol:

 

[foggy34]

if too busy mate ill gladly help ya out

 

[Dougs Third Go]

I once did a job for a Liverpool fan so doing a job for a lady of the night aint going to dent my morals..

 

[White Room]

Meeeeoooooowwww:whistling:

 

[Spare Tool]

if too busy mate ill gladly help ya out

Jobs booked in..photos to follow, might even take some of the job n all :smilewinkgrin:
You me n the rozer Foggy.....that's what they call round here a donner kebab :drool5:

 

[Dougs Third Go]

you could do the job, then charge double and become a biologist....cos youd've just made a hormone......I'll get my coat.