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mikethetile
5.30 this morning I was in my shed sorting a few bits to take to work, I was picking up dropsheets, extension leads, sander, roll of scratch and dust masks. I have a rubber respirator and thought id take that too as I didnt have many masks left
about to leave the shed I dropped it and dropped down back straight to pick it up and put it on the pile over my left arm, then took a step and kicked it. it was one of them strange moments where I thought im surte I just picked that up, so I crouched down again and picked it up to add it to the pile , it was then I saw a big fat toad sitting on my dropsheets
gave me a bit of a fright
I had picked it up instead of my respirator, I leant across to put the respiarator on the pile and pick the toad up to put it down, thats wwhen the fun started
it jumped down the front of my bib and brace whites, I straightened up and it was trapped , if i bent forward it dropped down and was heading south, I only had pants under my whites as its so hot, so you can picture the scene with me bending forward and straightening up in quick succession
the toad was now sitting in the crotch of my whites and wasnt going any where so I started kicking and shaking my legs to get it to move and it slid down my left leg and hopped under the bench
had to get to work so thought no more about it
phone went about 10 , it was the duchess
what was going on in the shed this morning
dont know what you mean
I heard you shout and looked out of the window and all I could see was you humping something and then doing the okey cokey
it was a toad
you were humping a toad
no , I had a toad down my whites
silence followed by
why did you put a toad down your whites
I didnt it jumped down there
ill speak to you later good bye
tonight I had to do a full renactment with full explanation
did I get any sympathy for getting unintentaly intimate with a toad, no
she was more concerned about the toad
and the final humiliation was the phone call to her mum to recount the whole sorry tale amidst fits of the giggles
about to leave the shed I dropped it and dropped down back straight to pick it up and put it on the pile over my left arm, then took a step and kicked it. it was one of them strange moments where I thought im surte I just picked that up, so I crouched down again and picked it up to add it to the pile , it was then I saw a big fat toad sitting on my dropsheets
gave me a bit of a fright
I had picked it up instead of my respirator, I leant across to put the respiarator on the pile and pick the toad up to put it down, thats wwhen the fun started
it jumped down the front of my bib and brace whites, I straightened up and it was trapped , if i bent forward it dropped down and was heading south, I only had pants under my whites as its so hot, so you can picture the scene with me bending forward and straightening up in quick succession
the toad was now sitting in the crotch of my whites and wasnt going any where so I started kicking and shaking my legs to get it to move and it slid down my left leg and hopped under the bench
had to get to work so thought no more about it
phone went about 10 , it was the duchess
what was going on in the shed this morning
dont know what you mean
I heard you shout and looked out of the window and all I could see was you humping something and then doing the okey cokey
it was a toad
you were humping a toad
no , I had a toad down my whites
silence followed by
why did you put a toad down your whites
I didnt it jumped down there
ill speak to you later good bye
tonight I had to do a full renactment with full explanation
did I get any sympathy for getting unintentaly intimate with a toad, no
she was more concerned about the toad
and the final humiliation was the phone call to her mum to recount the whole sorry tale amidst fits of the giggles
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